Waldeinsamkeit

Hi! I'm Emil / William, you can call me either. Insta: emwisch4 Twitter: @willwilliamliam

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[letterboxd-worth-a-damn]

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song

[mens-rights-activia]

Happy 9th birthday to Anemone song

[heartpeacenquiet]

art: Mac Baconai

[catchymemes]

[flerns]

im collecting them

[shyolet]

If tumblr dies you can find me with the other kittens in the wet cardboard box in the alley that always rains

[bananonbinary]

tony's chocolonely mildly pisses me off every time i eat it. like yeah i get it ur doing a whole symbolism thing about unfairness and whatever, but its actually SO DIFFICULT to eat fucking. gerrymandered chocolate. your symbolism is ruining my chocolate experience.

who approved this.

[bananonbinary]

like. ur already more expensive. i understand this. i am willing to pay more money to have slave-free delicious chocolate. why must you punish me further by making it a goddamn puzzle to break a piece off.

[mammalianmammals]

Red Slender Loris (Loris tardigradus), family Lorisidae, endemic to Sri Lanka

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Ganganath & Dianie

[despazito]

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[srdcovka]

[cummunistbussy]

the fact that she revealed she lost a $3M deal to headline Wireless Festival in London for making this joke… only for Wireless Festival to then announce that Kanye West would be taking her place as headliner, face so much backlash for asking him to headline, have almost all the sponsors withdraw funding, and cancel the festival entirely is so funny to me.

[timhulsizer]

Jenny Slate, Drunk History s03e01

[little-alternative-girl]

THIS HAS BEEN ME ALL WEEK BECAUSE OF ARTEMIS II AND THE NEW PHOTOS NASA RELEASED OF OUR PLANET

[phantomrose96]

I love this image immensely because first and foremost I find it incredibly funny to apply in dire situations. But second and second-most because on occasion, in certain circumstances, it represents a truth and gospel unmatched by any other statement on the internet.

[lizclimo]

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours: