do you think eddie said the ‘sweet old tatties’ line to chrissy and then immediately after they’d parted ways he just sat there in his van and replayed the entire interaction and was talking out loud to himself like “why the fuck did you say that, dude? ‘sweet old tatties’? really?” and he’s just banging his head on the steering wheel over and over again. dustin sees him in the parking lot and comes over like “uhhh, what are you doing, man?” and eddie’s like “destroying any chance I have at love” because he’s a dramatic bitch LMAO















