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The zenith of technology is not flying cars or a cure for cancer. It's sending your mate an ASCII dick in game and then logging off before he can reply.

El Culo Year

My mate and I live in an area that is now part of the expanded "tornado alley" which is not a great place to be. Every six months there is a significant power outage thanks to the weather - and not just some fool opening an email titled Big Tiddy Goth Girls that contains zero tiddies but a big ole ransomware payload instead. (Looking at you rn Colonial Gas) Without too much powerleveling - I was born during an epic blizzard. One of the town snow plows was dispatched to collect my mother and just before lunch time, I dropped. I grew up in a region where power outages via snowfall were the norm and not the exception. I know how to make do and survive. Eventually I tired of that routine and moved south - only to find within a week of my relocation that the sky would do a weird thing where it would heave and swirl and turn green like the bottom of a glass Coca Cola bottle while towers nearby would go wwwwWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and the pizza delivery guy who showed up just as that was happening said "Oh that ain't good." Yeah. About things that ain't good ...

Ominous signs that the next step phase of global warming is starting;

It wasn't just much, it was everything

LANCASTER, Ohio (WCMH) — An Ohio farmer known by many through a meme has died, but not without leaving behind a legacy in the agricultural w

Damn. That is a harsh bummer. I've used no-till/no dig methods to change the landscape here and they work like magic. All you need is a small down payment of patience and you will be rewarded with a phenomenal ROI.

plumslices

Tina Turner was one of the first of many black women in the public eye who were victims of horrific abuse that had their brutalization turned into pop culture references and jokes. Everyone who profited, die. Everyone who furthers the normalization of our brutality, die.

Started a fight online with nerds in a dumbass forum after saying that manga is just a comic book in long form for twits to take way too seriously. And it is. Suck it IDGAF

Tricky

This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital To rock (A rhyme), that's right (On time) It's Tricky is the title, here we go

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky, it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky, tricky (Tricky) tricky

For you, yeah

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