sugary-sweet sins.

penned by aura // also at @rozasin

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HOWDY ! aura here, the no self-control queen ! anyways, if you’re interested in a brand-new CINDY AURUM of FFXV roleplay blog, could you do me a favour ( hahah get it im dead inside ) and LIKE / REBLOG? REBLOGS are most appreciated !

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help

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kingofluciscxiv replied to your post: kingofluciscxiv replied to your post: ...

Cindy you can do her spoiler free so come on join us in hell and it’ll last you until the package comes in

CONFLICTED NOISES

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kingofluciscxiv replied to your post: takehayasusano-o replied to your post “do ever...

do it

I REALLY WANT TO BUT I’M A SQUARE ENIX NEWBIE

i’ve been literally watching ffxv videos every time in my spare time from work and keep on getting spoiled bc i cant stop but i love it and if my heckin package came then maybe i could be riding chocobo,,,,, god i want a chocobo plush almost as much as a prinny plush

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takehayasusano-o replied to your post “do ever want to make a blog for a muse from a game you dont even own...”

Who who who

cindy from ffxv !!! i really like her but i’d feel nervous about portraying her until i get the game myself. i’m a little irked too bc the game still hasn’t come and i ordered it like a week ago,,,,

but, i won’t be making her until i finish ffxv ! i want to try and make my portrayal as accurate as possible.

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do ever want to make a blog for a muse from a game you dont even own yet but you’re already getting attached to said character and everything is suffering

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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guess who’s gonna play ff7 for the first time even though it’s been released for years ??? this gal ayeeee !!! i always wanted to play it but my parents never let me as a kid but now im a strong woman w £40 in her steam wallet

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attractdistract:

Wow. Good thing he’d just been kidding around with that. Still, didn’t hurt for gauging the initial response, either. A laugh, showing off pristinely maintained teeth – despite all the junk food he ate that should well fight against such a display – and he brought himself back into the moment.

“Don’t worry, I wasn’t serious with that. Just a little icebreaker, you know? Anyway, hi. I’m Kaneda, nice to meet you.”

“ Kaneda...? Stocking. “ The fallen angel’s tone was abrupt as she walked briskly. “ Just to let you know, my SISTER’S the one who’s into FUCKING people. I prefer SWEETS. “

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@stockinky|X|

It was a simple mistake that he had planned to apologize for immediately but she had such a look of disdain in her eyes. It was irritating to have someone he didn’t know to look at him such a way. His eyes widened at her declaration, only a glance at her attire was enough to know she wasn’t worth spending his time on. He unsheathed his sword and scowled at her.

“Dead? Are you kidding me? I don’t feel threatened by a moody child. I recommend brooding somewhere else.”

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“ CHILD?  “ Her bitterness only increases FURTHER. “ You’re either a DUMBASS or you’re BLIND. “

Clenching dainty, PALE fists, the petite girl had a threatening look on her face; in a stance UNEXPECTED for her graceful, yet cutesy DEMEANOR. In almost a FLASH, she revealed her Stripes I and II  ;; CELESTIAL BLUENESS reflected in the hues of the peculiar blades she’d conjured from her socks.

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SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE !!!

succubus anarchy sisters au !!

[inlovewithobsession]

It HAD to be done.

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stockinky started following you

“Okay, so… quick question, and just hear me out on this. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

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She simply eyes him, arms crossed with her plush pressed against her chest.

“ ... Back THE FUCK up. If you’re trying to get me WET with stupid pick-up lines, You’ve literally caused the SAHARA DESERT in my panties. “

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Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.