So I decided not to roam the streets of Coachella this year and am I allowed to say I’m highly regretting it? Turns out I’m back on my hermit shit wanting to live in the woods for ten thousand years. Besides, I don’t think I’d be able to handle the bombastic side eye from fans wondering where Reputation TV is. I love my Swifties, but I try not to fuck with them as much as possible. Anyone who knows me personally knows I already get enough of that from the three felines that own me. Anyway, I’m so sad that I missed screaming, ‘fuck the patriarchy!’ with Green Day, shaking my non-existent goodies with Ciara and Megan Thee Stallion (as if I could ever shake anything like they can), and getting brat with Charli XCX. And Lady Gaga? Ugh… don’t even get me started. Hi! I’m Taylor and did you go to Coachella these past couple weekends so I can live vicariously through you? If not, have you ever been? What were some of your favorite performances there? @hazestarters
i sadly had to work on some things, so i didn't get to go to coachella either, even though i really wanted to. however, working on this project is pretty important, but i'm still a little sad that i couldn't go! especially after seeing a lot of the videos of what i missed, there were so many good acts. i know i would have really loved to see lady gaga for sure, she kills no matter what she's doing. same with megan three stallion, and i saw that charli xcx did party 4 u and that's pretty much one of my favorite songs of hers, so i'm sad as hell that i missed that live. so, i'm sorry that you can't live vicariously through me since i was being an old man and working, but if anyone else you talk to went, maybe you can pass me along the information so we both can live vicariously through them. what do you think? also did you see yo gabba gabba's coachella set? they did party in my tummy, that's pretty legit.
