The Courier: Weasel

A simple courier for the Mojave Express. Though, after a few adventures, he decided to make the Sink in the Big Empty his permanent home, though he still makes trips to the Wastes when he needs supplies, or a break from his zany roommates. Independent RP Blog for the Courier of Fallout 3: New Vegas Tracked Tag: stolevulpeshat

[stolevulpeshat]

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[stolevulpeshat]

I'm putting all of my blogs on a Semi-Hatus

I don’t have the energy to keep up with all of them, so. Yeah.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

With the toaster, I’m sure.

[stolevulpeshat]

-snorts- The toaster wants to murder everything.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

Says the man who flirts with light switches.

[stolevulpeshat]

I don't flirt with them, they flirt with me. I'm in a devoted relationship, thank you. -Sort of.-

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

I’m sure.

[stolevulpeshat]

Not my fault the only thing you think tech is good for is jerking off.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

… Uh huh.

[stolevulpeshat]

I'd invite you to meet them, but your head might explode from all of the technology.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

I also own an entire state, but yeah, I’m completely jealous of the mailman.

[stolevulpeshat]

The mailman who's so hot even light switches hit on him.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

Proud of yourself, are you? Congratulations, you’re wearing a coyote head and you’ve seen a vagina. Truly you are the master of this situation.

[stolevulpeshat]

You're just jealous, because you're practically bald, and have a sausage party for an army.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

I doubt I’d care.

[stolevulpeshat]

Oh good. Well then, your dick is so small you might as well have a vagina, because I've seen bigger clits.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

Talking about my dick generally gets people crucified.

[stolevulpeshat]

What if I said you have a small dick?

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

What it lacks in creativity, it makes up for in efficiency.

[stolevulpeshat]

Eh. Not like I was using my dick for anything important. Unlike you, I don't make a habit of waving it around to show superiority.

[bigbrainsbigmt]

"Oh? I thought you were a Courier, my little bear." Dala certainly wasn’t complaining. More time to spend with him. And more time meant more study, and that meant one day lobotomizing the hell out of him until he couldn’t leave.

"Oh… could you hold up your foot and wiggle your toes? I do love the toes."

[stolevulpeshat]

"I am." he shrugged, tossing aside his shoes and socks. "But I can choose what deliveries I want to make, and stuff like that." When Dala asked for him to wiggle his toes he was a little disappointed that she wasn't paying attention to more important part of his body. Regardless of his personal opinions, he obligingly wiggled his toes.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

I could punch you in the dick.

[stolevulpeshat]

-snorts- That's creative.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

I’m not at my full potential, if you’d like me to step it up.

[stolevulpeshat]

By all means, do. I'd love to see what your 'full' potential is.

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

Are you still talking?

[stolevulpeshat]

Are you still a dick?

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[stolevulpeshat]

I don’t have to demean the hat. You do a good enough job of it on your own.

[legiomagister]

I like the hat, thank you very much.

[stolevulpeshat]

You also like being an asshole, what's your point?

[stolevulpeshat]

Give back Vulpes' hat. He's very attached to it.

It’s my hat now, old man. I earned it.

[legiomagister]

I’m just saying, if you’re going to demean the worth of the hat, you should at least get the animal right.

[stolevulpeshat]

I don't have to demean the hat. You do a good enough job of it on your own.