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[konoko]

[emetophiliax-deactivated2026011]

vomiting while sick 😍

we’ve got hangover vomits

period cramp vomits

Motion sickness vomiting

but oh how I love when you’re genuinely sick, your enzymes are fighting for their lives, your skin is pale and clammy, you’re dizzy and shaking because of chills, your body is aching, and your in your most vulnerable state. being sick maybe in a trash can next to your bed because you’re too weak to make it to the bathroom.

maybe you’re softly moaning and crying while you vomit

you can barely get breaths in between waves

BONUS POINTS if you have a fever.

BONUS BONUS POINTS if you’ve been vomiting so much that there’s literally nothing left in your system, except for the water that you try to keep down, which you end up puking up too.

huhsgsgdhd (im kind of reflecting because i was super sick these past few days)

(it was hot)

[feelingpoorly]

Nothing beats genuinely sick vomits for me 💗

[stomachflu]

ok that’s enough yapping for the next ten years now

[sunday-sickness]

Sunday Sickness - 1

What are your favorite (and least favorite) sickfick or emeto tropes?

[stomachflu]

okay general sickfic vs emeto are two separate things for me, so i’ll throw them both in here

(putting this disclaimer at the top: please don’t send me asks or messages abt the personal medical stuff i share in here!)

favorite emeto:

[points at username]

sorry idk what it is about the stomach flu specifically. maybe it’s that it became my brand after this long, because i didn’t have as strong a preference for it when i started this blog.

most other illnesses that cause vomiting are like a distant second in terms of preferred reasons/causes

when the sick character *knows* that they’re going to puke for a long time before it happens

characters puking multiple times, both in one scene & in scenes separated by time. if that makes sense. like i like when a character is sick enough to be puking all day/maybe even for several days, and i wanna see all of it. especially if it’s a nice long fic

also i talk about why this is below but i like when the character always has enough in their stomach to vomit lol

characters puking in places besides the toilet/not making it in time/making a mess

idk where to put this, because it’s somewhere between the two for emeto fics: i like contagion when it’s done well (like, the timing of the next character getting sick is correct) & when there’s enough room to focus on each character/have a space where each character gets comforted (ie character A gets comforted by B -> B catches A’s illness -> A&B are both sick at the same time, or maybe A is doing better by now -> a mostly-recovered A takes care of B). i think it’s pretty hard to strike this balance, but something that’s usually always good is a character being like “ohh i bet i caught this from [situation]” or something similar

horny fics/characters who Have The Kink

least favorite emeto:

ok continuing off of that last one: contagion when it’s NOT done well (ie characters getting sick too soon OR too late after they were exposed. even if it’s because both characters actually caught the illness from somewhere else at the same time, i’d prefer that each character get enough time to be sick on their own first? if that makes sense?)

similarly, contagion with more than 2 characters. idk, unless the fic is really long it’s going to be difficult to focus on them!

drunk characters (idk! besides me having a strong preference for someone vomiting from illness, i feel like drunk puke is Often more watery/thin than i’d like? though obviously not always)

when someone is emetophobic or has a panic attack (related or unrelated to vomiting) or when a character is otherwise freaking out about vomiting. i’d probably like this more in a h/c way, though it’s not one of my top favorite h/c tropes or anything

similarly, characters who don’t have enough to throw up/only vomit a tiny amount/wind up dry-heaving a bunch. idk! it just seems like it hurts!

speaking of being in a lot of pain, characters who are like… having more cramps than nausea, or having extreme stomach pain. idk i just like things more on the “feeling kinda gross and icky and miserable” side than on the “oh my god i’m being stabbed” side

characters who are like *distressingly* sick (like, high fever, delirious, appendicitis, anything else that’s like, life-threatening). a common one i saw in the other responses was “puking up blood” so i guess i’ll put that here too (actually i don’t really like these in vanilla fic either. idk i just like when characters are miserable, but not dying. and i don’t want them to be Super Out Of It, i want them to experience every second of that misery <3)

pregnant characters. i used to be kinda neutral/just not interested in it, but now i’m going through some medical issues, so it just makes me sad :/

eating disorders, kinda for the same reason :/

solo puke. it’s fine i guess, but here’s an area where my emeto tastes overlap with my h/c tastes: It’s About The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known! puke in front of someone else & feel embarrassed about it! Or Don’t Feel Embarrassed! whatever man it’s all about the characterization

okay HERE’S my Hot Take: when the character wakes up in the middle of the night to vomit! like it’s fine every once in a while & i have actually read some really good fics featuring this (so maybe it doesn’t deserve to be on my least favorite tropes list?) but sometimes i’m like “aw mannn the fun nausea buildup got skipped”. i guess it has its own merits though

okay now for vanilla sickfic

favorite sickfic:

like i said before, i want a character to be miserable, but not *in danger.* i like when a character has a fever! but not one so high that they’re delirious & out of it. other than that, symptoms can vary, i just want whatever they have to be enough that it makes them *miserable.*

i kind of really DO like puking in vanilla sickfics, in a completely non-horny way! it’s such a good symptom, it can make characters miserable for so long, etc.

okay it’s so hard to enjoy this In The Era Of Covid, but: i enjoy a character trying to push through illness and go to [work/class/that important event]. like, let’s just pretend that contagion isn’t a thing for a minute please!!

a caretaker who’s kind of unfamiliar to the sick character, or someone they wouldn’t have expected to be comforted by? idk this Vibe is hard to describe. like it’s less “comforted by the villain” and more “what if you have a Weird And Awkward History with a person and they have to take care of you for some reason and you both wind up softening towards one another <3” idk i’m baby about this kind of thing. i eat it up with a spoon

when this sort of situation winds up Revealing Things about the sick character to someone else >:)

The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known. i want this character miserable and embarrassed about it and i want other people to see this & take care of them. ok thanks bye

least favorite sickfic:

fainting

when a character “just” has a cold. I’m SO SORRY to all my snzfucker mutuals, i respect you guys so much! it just doesn’t do anything for me <3 but i appreciate yall

“hurt no comfort” or solo sickfics, even less than i like solo emeto fics. at least solo emeto fics CAN be hot for me, i just don’t get anything out of this trope for vanilla sickfics. sorry!

characters being completely helpless. like, i like a Bit of this, but it’s more on the “needs help walking” side than “literally needs someone else to spoonfeed them.”

also, i guess this is a Thing on certain sides of tumblr? but sickfics where the “caretaker” is also the person hurting/abusing the sick character (ie “character gets captured & tortured & the person who tortured them takes care of their infected wounds)

Character A takes care of a sick Character B, and then the fic ends with Character A starting to sneeze/cough as Character B is like “haha i told you you’d get sick!” like… c’mon! now i wanna read the rest of the fic about Character A getting sick!

for some reason i don’t really care that much for medical settings (hospitals, doctors, etc) if it’s set in modern day? maybe it’s because i already work in a medical profession and so i INSTANTLY know when these things are unrealistic, and even a little bit ruins it for me. also, i kind of like having just one or two Main Caretakers, so having a bunch of doctors & nurses doing all of that kind of takes away opportunities for that

but i DO really like sending a character to a medical setting in a fantasy or sci-fi story (ie an infirmary, sick bay, etc) as long as there’s not magical/automatic healing. i feel like you can make up more about this kind of setting—like, if the caretaker is one of the sick character’s friends, maybe a medic would let them help out or something, idk.

btw i kind of said this above, but PLEEEASE don’t make me think about covid. (both characters having covid & references to it [like a character having a fever & testing for covid to make sure it isn’t That] are kinda :/ to me) i mean, it’s fine that it exists, and i imagine it’s really cathartic for a lot of people! but [points to the “worked in a medical setting” sign] i just saw a lot of people die in 2020 and i don’t want to think about that when i’m reading a nice comforting fic before bed. i think some people get catharsis out of reading/writing fics about it though, and that’s fine.

okay here’s my CONTROVERSIAL take! the one i know a lot of people like: nightmares! sorry lol, i can see Exactly why people like this trope (it’s a good way for a character to externalize their vulnerabilities & fears to someone who might not know them, etc). idk, i think this is mostly because i have very intense and frequent nightmares—and this actually ISN’T “omg i’m reminded of my own issues :/“ for once! it’s just that when i have a nightmare and someone wakes me up, i actually DON’T want to be comforted or held, i just wanna go back to sleep. (like i’m not grumpy or anything, i just woke up at a weird place in my sleep cycle and now i’m too tired to care about anything else.)

idk i know there’s things i forgot for all of these that i’m going to remember the second i hit post

btw if you like any of the things i don’t like that’s completely fine lol. keep doing your thing!! <3

sorry that this makes me sound like the goldilocks of sickfic lol. idk! i think very few of these are actual hard “i hate this thing and will not read it” tropes, just maybe “if i was in charge, i would probably have done something different, but it’s fine”

[stomachflu]

under a cut/unrebloggable because i saw a few posts & it prompted me to Have Thoughts, but i don’t want this spreading around because it’s not a RESPONSE to anyone’s post, just like, my own thoughts lol

anyways i’ve seen a lot of people talk about feeling Weird or awkward or uncomfortable either reading non-kink puke stuff Or writing smth vanilla where a character vomits. and FIRST OF ALL this is 100% totally valid, whether you feel this way because it’s Always sexual to you or because it’s just uncomfortable lol. or you don’t have to have a reason at All to feel this way.

anyways. seeing the posts got me thinking about why i *don’t* necessarily feel this way. and Once More To Be Clear i’m not saying anyone should feel the way i do about it, everyone sees things in different ways etc. i just like talking about myself, okay! okay.

but like. to me, it’s kind of like… reading or writing a scenario where someone changes clothes? or wears a bikini? or something like that. like, it’s something that certainly COULD be written in a sexual way, where a character is like Sensually Undressing or something. idk i don’t read enough vanilla horny shit to know what they do in there. who knows

or it could just be, ykno, “and then [character] changed clothes] and left”. and that’s just, like, totally normal. i could write a fic where the former happened & then a fic where the latter happened & nobody would be like “this is clearly sexual”

so, like, as a person who enjoys vanilla sickfic & h/c, there are totally situations in which i’d write a character vomiting & have it be like Totally non-horny on my part. the difference is the way i write it & the level of detail i include!

and on the flip side, there are times when i read something that WAS meant to be sexual, but it was meant for an audience that is… not me.

like. for example! i’m a lesbian! i am the world’s biggest dyke! i find women attractive! but the other day i was reading like a Gritty Detective Novel or smth (fucking sue me okay. i like my trash) and the main character was describing his colleague’s body in a way that was like… this is describing an attractive woman in a way that is supposed to turn the reader on, but the hypothetical reader is a man. and i’m just out here like :/// because it just… does nothing for me. i’m not like “Wow Hot Woman” i’m like “SIR why do you need to imagine the color of her nipples right now. you have a murder to solve.” or whatever

(and Once Again, here’s the vanilla side of the disclaimer i put at the top of this post: people feel all kinds of ways about this sort of thing! some of My Fellow Dykes feel the same way as me, and some are like “no it’s still hot when i read scenes like that” & like that’s totally fine lol. there’s no inherently objective morality to either of these imo)

but like anyways. when i read vanilla sickfic that is more… descriptive about vomiting than just “and then [character] threw up”, i still don’t get, like, turned on about it usually?* similarly to what i was talking about wrt Describing Attractive Women, it’s just a Descriptive Thing that is written for an audience that… doesn’t really include me! (or *does* include me, because i do read vanilla sickfic, but like not Kink!me, anyways.

*i mean, there have been a few times when a fic was so overly detailed & descriptive that i was like “…IS this vanilla?”, and there have been times when i was like “mannn this Would be a good setting for an emeto fic” but both of those things kinda just make me wonder about like What If It Existed In A Different Context, separately lol

(sidenote: when i’m in the mood for vanilla sickfic / h/c, i also can’t read emeto fic to satisfy that craving? even if there IS plenty of caretaking in it, etc. like to me there’s some inherent quality or emphasis that kink/vanilla fics each have to them that make them Different Enough for me to need to be in the mood for each one. maybe this has a lot to do with the tropes i want to read, too. for example, “talking a character down from a panic attack” is something that i’d read in a HEARTBEAT for vanilla h/c, but if i’m getting my rocks off it’s just kinda like… i can’t find that sexual! sorry! no shade to ppl who do though !!)

anyways

why did i write this long post? because i wanted to complain again about my REAL problem with writing characters puking in vanilla sickfic: i write in a detailed enough style that just being like “and then they threw up” feels inadequate, but i feel like including any OTHER details will be so Identifying that everyone will know i have a kink. even if this isn’t true.

but also it’s like, this is a sickfic and the symptom WORKS, okay!! google dot com says my character should be throwing up and By God i have to be accurate*

*i don’t, but. like.

(it’s very funny bc i guess i do this on both sides? i’m like “oh god i can’t write kink fic for a fandom with less than 300 fics on ao3, SURELY someone will connect this to my main!” and then like “oh god i can’t write this character puking, SURELY someone will connect this to my kink blog!!” both of these are unrealistic but they’re cognitive distortions i will Not be addressing. i skipped the “worrying that interacting with vanilla fics is Bad” fear & got this one in response)

anyways. totally cool if other ppl still feel weird about this. i just wanted to unpack why i personally don’t.

[stomachflu]

i was rereading some of my writing earlier since someone reblogged it… quite literally how did i write literally every single k*nk fic i’ve ever published during the most stressful and exhausting period of my life. like all of those fics, every single one, were written during the single most physically exhausting job i ever had & a cross-country move (followed by a second move).

what i actually REMEMBER about this time period is being so exhausted that i would come home from work and collapse into bed. maybe i wrote all of that in some kinda fugue state idk

[stomachflu]

not sure if anyone else posted this one yet but if you’re a disco ely/-/sium fan & into emeto read this fic, it’s so fucking good. both of this author’s works are so fucking good.

[kinkybabygirlsworld]

someone saying "I don't feel good" after belching....

[emetaphoric]

Imagine your S/O has a stomach flu. They know you have the kink and they want to indulge you. The two of you go out to eat at a restaurant and they try to have as big of a meal as they can and when you get home S/O gets sick and it's just so much and they're so miserable - just absolutely ill and way too overfull

[stomachflu]

re: my last post, that’s the Good Ending of “someone in a fandom you recognize wrote emeto fic” lol. unfortch i got jumpscared the other day by seeing my main fandom pop up in the tags, only to realize op was writing underage stuff >:( a whole rollercoaster of emotions in about five seconds.

i guess sitting here hoping that someone else with my exact preferences shows up to write My Exact Kind Of Fic is an extremely lucky once in a blue moon event lmaooo. GENERALLY speaking if i want two adults fucking about puke i guess i gotta do it myself haha

in all seriousness it does make me feel happier to see other people blending like really serious fandom writing & kink while getting good responses from Non emeto people lol. perhaps it bodes well for me

[stomachflu]

not sure if anyone else posted this one yet but if you’re a disco ely/-/sium fan & into emeto read this fic, it’s so fucking good. both of this author’s works are so fucking good.

[sunsetsnz]

the idea of caretaker being turned on by their sickie being….well, sick, is great. but have you considered: sickie being the one incredibly turned on by the state they’re in, while their devoted caretaker is oblivious and solely focused on looking after them. sickie admitting to them how pathetically horny they are and begging their caretaker to touch them. caretaker is surprised at first but quickly gets into it, whispering that they’ll do whatever it is their partner needs to feel better

[tummieaching]

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Hello everyone ... ♡ I have been very sick all week but finally feeling better ... I ended up taking myself to the doctor to get some medicine because I was so nauseous constantly ... I will post more audios this week but for now, here is the one where I finally puked ♡

It was the morning after my post recent audio ... I spent most of the night gagging and emptying out from the other end but never puking ... I was so upset, all of that stuffing gone to waste ... I drank lots of water and early that morning I got up to go to the bathroom again and I gagged so hard when I pushed that I thought I was going to throw up into my hands ... I sat down on the floor in my underwear and leaned over the bathtub for a while and rubbed my nauseous belly, burping and burping ... I was so tired and not expecting to puke but finally it came up and it felt so good ♡

[lisupandowntown]

Emeto This or That

Feel free to answer or reblog. I'll answer later at some point. And add your own if you want!

Indigestion from eating too much or indigestion from eating something that isn't sitting well?

Hiccups as a sign someone is feeling nauseous or burps as a sign someone is feeling nauseous?

Forcing burps relieves nausea temporarily or forcing burps makes nausea worse immediately?

Which is more likely to cause vomiting: One big, deep belch or a lot of little burps that keep your stomach unsettled?

Overfull stomach in pain or overfull stomach feeling nauseous?

Feeling like you're about to throw up because you ate too much or feeling like you're about to throw up because something isn't sitting well?

A lot of small gags from being overfull or one big retch from being overfull?

Spitting up saliva from a burp or spitting up stomach acid from a burp?

Having someplace to spit it out or having to swallow it down?

Throat bobbing from nausea or jaw quivering from nausea?

Hiccups that lead to vomiting or gagging that leads to vomiting (because we all know that burping that leads to vomiting trumps both, right?)

Thick belly gurgles or tight belly whines?

Stomach constantly churning when nauseous or stomach suddenly turning over when nauseous?

"I'm sick to my stomach" or "my stomach's upset"?

"I need to throw up" or "I'm going to throw up?"

Feeling nausea in the stomach or feeling nausea in the throat?

[stomachflu]

Indigestion from eating too much or [indigestion from eating something that isn't sitting well?]

Hiccups as a sign someone is feeling nauseous or [burps as a sign someone is feeling nauseous?]

Forcing burps relieves nausea temporarily or [forcing burps makes nausea worse immediately]?

Which is more likely to cause vomiting: One big, deep belch or [a lot of little burps that keep your stomach unsettled]?

Overfull stomach in pain or [overfull stomach feeling nauseous]?

Feeling like you're about to throw up because you ate too much or [feeling like you're about to throw up because something isn't sitting well?]

[A lot of small gags from being overfull] or one big retch from being overfull?

[Spitting up saliva from a burp] or spitting up stomach acid from a burp?

[Having someplace to spit it out] or having to swallow it down?

Throat bobbing from nausea or [jaw quivering from nausea]?

Hiccups that lead to vomiting or [gagging that leads to vomiting] (because we all know that burping that leads to vomiting trumps both, right?)

[Thick belly gurgles] or tight belly whines?

[Stomach constantly churning when nauseous] or stomach suddenly turning over when nauseous?

"I'm sick to my stomach" or ["my stomach's upset"?]

["I need to throw up"] or "I'm going to throw up?"

[Feeling nausea in the stomach] or feeling nausea in the throat?

[tummieaching]

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I've been dealing with a stomach flu and the nausea has been awful, but not bad enough to puke more ... so I tried to stuff myself ... I made myself probably 20-25 chicken dumplings for dinner and ate them all, burnt a few but didn't want them to go to waste ... I sat on the couch as decided I was really going to pile it on, so I had 8 cups of peach yogurt (I really don't like peach, it was hard to get that down) a slice of chocolate cake, and a big, thick chocolate chip cookie ... I didn't realize how full I was until I started chugging water ... I had about four full glasses of water, the last one being chugged at the beginning of this audio, but it was too much, I couldn't even finish it ... my belly has never hurt so much and been so tight in my life ... every time I sat up I felt it coming up my throat, bit I couldn't get much more out than spit and what was sitting at the very top ... there were two times where I leaned back to wipe my mouth, and had to quickly lean forward again to puke up a tiny little bit, and that felt so, so good ... I wish I was more successful ... my poor belly was so hard all night long ... I got up so many guttural burps ...

A photo of the tiny bit I puked up below ..

[tummieaching]

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I was too sick last night to post the audio when it happened, but here is the second time I puked ... it was only an hour after the first time, I went back to bed to nurse my belly and it didn't feel better, so I went back to the bathroom ... I rubbed my sick tummy and hung my head into the toilet bowl to see if it would come up faster, because when I tried to force it, nothing would come up except for spit ... thankfully it came up soon enough ♡ This time felt even better than the first time, the burps felt so good but my belly was still so so sick

This audio is a bit messed up and overlaps a few times but I hope it's still enjoyable ♡

[tummieaching]

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It seems like I've really caught the stomach flu ...

Ive been nursing a belly ache all day long, I had a big, heavy breakfast and thought that maybe my tummy was unhappy with me, but now I know it needs to come up ... I burped up a little in my hand when I was sitting in bed before I moved to the toilet ... I haven't gotten very much up but I know more is coming ... I had to swallow back a little while writing this post so I think it's coming up very soon ... it burned my throat but it feels good