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I love him

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Ellen Page’s early filmography looks like it was Photoshopped for an Arrested Development gag.

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me irl

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told a kid in my class that humans are animals and he said “um…no they’re not” like i was the idiot. well guess what kid you’re adopted

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tfw u get an ultrasound and ur ovary turns out to be the happiest motherfucker alive

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A bag of Reece's pieces in a pocket next to a heater would be a nice metaphor maybe

i am visiting my parents and we were driving in the car to the shops to buy fresh sheets for my brother who is going on a date tonight with a boy who looks exactly like him and is staying over after their date. my brother sent screenshots of their texts to everyone in our family where they talk about how excited they are to see each other naked. in the car we were listening to fleetwood mac greatest hits and mum and dad were telling me about a rich boy who used to be friends with my other brother who is now 'a pothead'. 'dreams' came on and mum and dad kept talking and i thought about how it is one of my favourite songs and mum said something about an instagram of a pile of weed and then 'i love this song' and i said 'turn it up' and dad stopped what he was talking about about to say 'it is a great song' and turned the volume up and our conversation faded away as we all listened to 'dreams' in silence in the car, just the three of us.

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my mum called it 'ferris bueller's day off school' and i love her so much i could and do cry (often)

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i’m only just starting to write ‘things’ on here because it’s that time of year again where i remember that i really enjoy writing ‘things’ and i should do it WWWAAAAYYYY more

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some things my preschool students tell me that make me feel really good

1. “You look so pretty Hannah. Like a sister going to school.”

2. “Are you happy today?”

3. “You look like Anna from Frozen.”

4. “Do you want to come to my birthday party?”

5. “Han Solo has grey hair now.”

6. “Are you feeling ok?”

7. “I am smoking two cigarettes!”

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i thought about talking about velociraptors but thought maybe not when there is a probe in your vagina

a month ago i had an ultrasound and the technician was talking to me about the avengers age of ultron and the new jurassic park movie and what other movies he’s excited to see and i just said ‘um’ a lot while he probed around my ovaries. there was a chaperone there supervising and she spoke very quietly so quietly i couldn’t even hear her, just murmurs, and then there was silence for a bit and then the male technician started laughing and then he turned the monitor towards the chaperone and she started laughing and i thought ‘wtf’ and then he turned the monitor towards me and said ‘that’s your ovary’ and i said ‘huh’ and he pointed and the picture on the screen was a grey blob with three black blobs inside it forming the shape of a demented smiley face and he said ‘you have a very happy ovary’ and ‘a perfect smiley face’. the chaperone said ‘i have been here for 9 years and i have never seen anything like this’ and it was the only thing i heard her say. i just laughed and grinned a lot and thought about sharing a laugh with two strangers and how nice that is even when one of them is handling a medical probe inside your vagina.

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I went to shut the bedroom door but it was already shut, almost. I can hear Oasis filtering through the crack. I need to wee. It feels like a lot of important feelings come to me when I need to wee. I think it’s because I get so trapped in an important feeling that I don’t want to disturb it by getting up to wee, and the feeling of needing to wee becomes part of the important feeling. I can feel myself encoding it into the memory and at first I wanted to edit out the feeling of needing to wee from the important feelings but now I think that if it’s such an important feeling that I want to sit inside it undisturbed for as long as I can, so long that my bladder starts to strain, then it must be really special. Need-to-wee-but-can’t special.

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#Lemepris #brigittebardot #japanese film poster #ellielikesfilms

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1967

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340 Aboriginal people have died in police custody since the Australian Royal Commission into Aboriginal deaths in custody concluded in 1991 (the outcome of which involved zero police officers being convicted - funnily enough, the same amount of cops that have been charged since). Them numbers again. Three hundred and forty. And Zero.

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