“Maybe another knight in shining armour will rescue you if they see you like that,” Alfie shrugged, “And shut up! At least I try to make an effort, anyway. A lot of thought goes into it, just the execution is a bit… shit.” The man chuckled, shaking his head a little. “I guess it’s all down to being patient and it seems like neither of us are very good at that.” Which, actually it was kinda a lie considering Alfie was technically being patient as he waited for Stone to sober up so he could fuck him. “I just don’t have any interest in them! I’ve never seen Friends, either. That’s always a big one that people freak the fuck out over. Honestly, part of the reason why I don’t want to watch these films is because other peoples’ reactions are just too fucking good.” Alfie admitted, though he placed a hand on his heart and his jaw dropped as though he were deeply offended by Stone’s comment. “Family Guy, are you for real?” He asked, “How dare you think I enjoy such shit. I mean things like Bob’s Burgers, Rick and Morty, Aqua Teen Hunger Force etc. those are fucking great. Cartoons are the best and require barely any brain activity, so whenever I was in a heroin-induced state I’d just mong the fuck out. I’m a classy kinda guy.” He shrugged.
Keeping his hand on Stone’s chest, Alfie finished up as quickly as possible and once he was done he grinned, “Too bad I don’t actually have anything. You’re just gonna have to suck it up, princess.” The man reached up and lightly ruffled Stone’s curls, “Right, I’m fucking tired so I’m gonna go to bed.” He then said, standing up from the sofa before walking over to his bedroom. Hovering by the door, he turned, “You coming, or?”
"Well, yeah maybe. But they might not be as pretty as you are and that's a risk I can't take. Imagine if some ugly bastard snagged little me up. I couldn't even defend myself." Stone said and poked his lip out in a pouty fashion. When Alfie mentioned being patient Stone had to chuckle because he was the least patient person there was, just getting himself cleaned up like this was killing him because all he wanted to do was sleep (and to kiss this man's pretty face). Though his mind was starting to change when he heard that the man hadn't seen his favorite television show. "Oh my god." Stone said and shook his head. "Friends is my all time favorite show. Ross Geller is my bae, and Chandler Bing." He said and sighed a bit contently thinking about the two characters. "You have to watch at least one episode!" Stone said and held up a single digit. Hearing the shows he named off, Stone had actually only ever watched one of them and that was, "I've only ever seen Bob's Burgers. And it's pretty great. I feel Gene and I could get right along." He said with a little grin. "Family Guy only has ONE good episode and it's when Peter is given a gay gene and oh my god." He said and shook his head. "It's a classic." Hearing the remark Stone laughed and nodded. "Oh yeah, I can practically see the classiness pouring out of you."
Stone rested a hand on Alfie's side as he finished cleaning him up, and when he heard there were no stickers /or/ a lollipop, he pouted more than he ever had. "That's just cruel, how dare you get my hopes up like that after I've been /so/ good." He said and sighed heavily. As the other man got himself up and made his way out of the room, Stone was going to camp out on the couch (since he was sure Alfie didn't want some drunk stranger in his bed), but when he asked to come along Stone jumped up quickly and followed after. "I hope you don't mind but I sleep in my birthday suit." He said, of course he weren't lying but obviously he was just joking around with Alfie even though being naked in bed with this guy wasn't such a bad idea.
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