Rental Ads Without Context

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[Actual sole photo in ad on Craigslist]

https://xkcd.com/2116/

$2400 / 3br - 1200ft2

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"$1,050 / 250ft^2, furnished 'bachlor', for two women or one men and one women only"

Horrifically overpriced? Check! Illegal discrimation? Check! Possible fire hazard? Check and Check!

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Drier snake, drier snake, Who knows where it's venting to? Look out, here comes the drier snake...

$2,400 / 3br - 900ft2

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Looking for ways to speed up your morning routine? With our integrated bathroom counter and shower, you can preform your after-shower grooming...while you're still showering! Cut your prep time in half with the power of multi-tasking!

$2900 / 3br - 1100ft2

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Kitchen has plentiful counter space with an arsenal of cabinets.

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Eats, Shoots, and Leaves? Guns ‘n Cutlery? 

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3 bedrooms and den or 4 bedrooms (one bedroom does not have a window to the outside).

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Oh, gawd, where does the fourth bedroom window open to? Another dimension? The void? Tell me! I can take it! I need to know!

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“Basement suite with partial furniture.”