Ain't No Rules in the Woods

Oregon | 20s | Natural Resources

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 29

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[hungwy]

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mountain-jumper]

The things I do for overtime

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[64mpg]

[ouroborosorder]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

[grimeclown]

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

[ouroborosorder]

makes it all worth it

[leidensygdom]

i spent 20 minutes to edit this meme which is great proof of how im feeling rn

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[todays-xkcd]

In addition to eating foxes, rabbits can eat grass. The grass also eats foxes. Our equations chart the contours of Fox Hell.

Broken Model [Explained]

Transcript

[Miss Lenhart is holding a pointer to a whiteboard, indicating the last part of the last line of text.] Miss Lenhart: Hmm, looks like I accidentally swapped the predation terms. Miss Lenhart: If this were an ecology class, I would have to fix that. Miss Lenhart: Unfortunately for those 20 poor foxes, this is calculus, and the math says these 400 rabbits are hungry for meat.

[There are three lines on the white board, where the '...' parts in the bottom line is illegible:] Nrabbits(0) = 400 Nfoxes(0) = 20 dN0/dt = ... dN.../... = ...

[Caption below the panel:] Every broken mathematical model is just a glimpse into a terrifying alternate universe.

[casualcryptid69]

We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

[jpechacek]

I posted this on bluesky and then couldn't rest until I made it real

[mrsterlingeverything]

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

[mrsterlingeverything]