idiots i tell you

Hello hello~ 

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat has been helping me write emails by sitting on my hands and completely covering my screen. very helpful. the helpfulest, even

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[medievalthymes]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

[tofublock]

which duck are you?

[fluffysheeps]

Spring moo-d! 🐮💐🍓

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[camilicy]

Relaxed as a hamster ✨🌼

[achillieus]

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

[sendryl]

Ireland absolutely killed it

Also raised a demon but you know, that's alright with me

[daily-spooky]

[awaybacktothen]

if you didn't see at least 5 (five) naked asses of any gender did eurovision even happen

[pollzano]

KAARIJA CHA CHA CHA

[dragontrick]

Poland + Sauron is my definitive OTP.

[frosty--giants]

So the UK said Gay or European? Nah BOTH. You WILL stare at a bulge today you don't get a choice.

[juuret]

The UK decided to do a live porn on stage. Why not

[blackbirdprince]

Only the 4th entrie and we already summond Satan eurovision is on