At least it pays to be funny

Erika, Italy (eh.) Loves Eurovision, Melodifestival, every national final, Motogp (and moto2), ACF Fiorentina, Sweden, Doctor who, Sherlock BBC, random things, random tags, and so on.

[juuret]

When will this heatwave actually end

[prydon]

hi should we crowdfund to buy Paul mcgann a hairbrush

i’d say yes bc idk if he’s ever so much as witnessed a hairbrush in his life and that probably should be rectified

but also no because who am i to imply that paul mcgann’s ridiculous hair has ever been anything less than a Look

[inthefallofasparrow]

juxtaposition

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[juuret]

SYENKE

LELEK, Go_A, Nazar&Qobzar · SYENKE · Song · 2026

A banger

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[cosmere-everything]

[coffeeandmoorland]

Sometimes I’m overwhelmed with the insatiable desire to learn. To know astronomy and geography and language and architecture; to recognize each constellation, planet, and star; to speak and understand all languages, be able to decipher ancient Greek and Latin text; to grow my understanding of how the human body works; study the differences and similarities of each religion; recognize the use for each herb and seed and sapling.

I want to better myself, not for fame or recognition or power. I just want to understand. 

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[chillyfeetsteak]

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[catwithninelives]

You may be suffering from jetlag, dear

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[juuret]

Expressen always there with the best headlines

[marimbles]

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out