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@stop-viola-abuse
Todayâs debate on: Am I doing vibrato or am I just that nervous
Drum major: if you one of you guys fall off the podiums we will get new ones
Me: guess Iâm the sacrifice
Fun Drinking Game!
Take a shot whenever the trumpets do something stupid!! Oh wait- donât do that. You would get alcohol poisoning.
Crap Iâve heard Music Kids Say #1
âJosh get your bow out of your earâ
âNo laughing in the cultâ
âTeaching is just stealing stuff from people who are better than youâ
âYeah she sat on her bow and it brokeâ
âGUYS KIDS ARE FRICK FRACKING IN THE ORCHESTRA CLOSETâ
âTrumpets⌠you guys suck!â
âItâs my body, so I can fat shame myself!â
âDoes anyone have a lanyard? I forgot my neck strapâ
âMaybe we should be communistsâ
âJoin the spicy rebellionâ
âI think we should have a mass genocide of clarinets and drumsticks and any other instrument out there that is not a trumpetâ
âThe trumpets have decided to protest against this discrimation and not play for a weekâ
âNice ukuleleâ âIts a freaking viola!!!!â
âIS SNAZZY OR SAUCY A BETTER WORD?â
âIf you knocked my viola out of tune I will stab you in the neck?â
GUYS SERIOUSLY NO DRINKS IN THE BAND ROOM
Someone left an open can of soda on a sousaphone case and it spilled all over it and the instrument almost got ruined. It has to air out now with the instrument outside of itâs case. I am going to scream
Letâs appreciate what happens in the band room
Conductor: Who has the melody?
1st violins, raises their hands slowly:
Conductor: The world doesnât revolve around you violins.
Letâs appreciate that my conductor went into a dinosaur suit for Jurassic Park
Nothing like blowing into your instrument and it making a sound and seeing the dissapointment in your BDâs eyes
Todayâs debate on: Is it spit or water?
Random person at a concert: is that a cello?
Bass player: no itâs a violin
On a date
Me: So how do you like violas?
Date: I mean- theyâre basically violins, right? Haha
Me, stuffing my purse with breadsticks: Oh would you look at the time, I suddenly have to go
So um⌠my schoolâs jazz bandâs pieces are certainly interestingâŚ
Drum Major: Since this is a big game we want to be loud! That still means beautiful and not blasting trumpetsâŚ
Cello, in my youth symphony after the conductor said nothing but water is aloud on the stage: What if I fill up a wine bottle with water and chug it during rehearsal?
So this summer I went to orchestra camp. You had an option to stay in dorms and I chose that. The girls were roomed on one floor and the guys roomed on the floor below. A lot of people brought snacks and I had some peanut butter cookies. I had one last one, but I didnât want it, so I asked the girls in my dorm if they wanted it, they said no :,0 Well they were talking to the guys below through the window, because I didnât want to throw away the cookie I asked the guys below us if they wanted it. They said yeah. WELL WE CANâT GO OUT OF THE DORMS AFTER A CERTAIN TIME. SO WE tied a bunch of lanyards together and attached a plastic bag to the chain of lanyards. And we lowered the cookies down to them. WE CHEATED THE SYSTEM YESSSS
To the tune of tune of Justin Timberlakeâs SexyBack: IâM BRINGING SAXES BACK yeAH