Oh Lord, why?

I Can't look hard core if I can't reach the top shelf

[guerrillatech]

[darkeagleruins]

technique looks perfect

[mudstickbandit]

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

[apas-95]

Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.

Permanently.

Incoming… gamer.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[that-house]

[alexaloraetheris]

Hollywood WISHES it could create this much narrative tension.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#all human nature is here#stealth#support#treachery

A TENSE EPIC

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Animorphs books be like

Page 1: I am a child soldier. My every waking moment is defined by fear and paranoia. My dreams are full of unprocessed trauma. The fate of the entire world rests on me and my friends. I failed my geography test because I do not know the difference between Equator and Ecuador. Also, I'm really hazy on the difference between geography and geology. Again, the fate of the world rests on my shoulders.

Page 13: <Now THAT is a sexy monkey>

Page 26: *The dopest animal fact you've ever heard*

Page 27: Do you know about thermals? You do? Too bad, I'm going to explain them again.

Page 36: *fart joke fart joke 90's pop culture reference barf joke*

Page 40: Rachel kills someone with her bear hands. Not a typo.

Pages 3,15,16,25,26,30,33,37,40,44,46,50,55,56,57,60: TSEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Page 47: I willed my bones to melt faster. If there was a single bone in my body in the next ten seconds, everyone I ever loved of cared about would die an excruciating death.

Page 50: Funny alien thinks he's people.

Last page: *The gang goes to Burger King to avoid thinking about their war crimes*

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the fuck is animorphs about

I thought the post made it very clear what Animorphs is about. Thermals mostly.

[l0stvegas]

Please go online to www. icarly. com. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

[kindofanorphan]

[vividplanet]

[kaylmao]

i was born to do fuck all unless i want to

[funny-tik-toks]

[shamebats]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[zzoupz]

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[tevruden]

[zheida]

[currentlyonstandbi]

[tiny-librarian]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Passed by a sign that said “bong recreation area” and immediately googled it and it became ten times better

[technofeudalism]

just ripping fat doinks at Dick Bong State Park in Kansasville USA which is totally a Real City and not a completely fictional place from a Marvel comic

[werewolfmilfsinc]

Why does weed always make me feel pregnant

[werewolfmilfsinc]

Damnit I need a new weed guy

[mallowmaenad]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “third trimester” 🤰you’ll be glowing with maternal warmth💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just felt the baby kicking

My transgender life partner pacing: the fertility clinic is lying to us

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[acewatney]

[video begins with the camera pointing towards the ground showing the narrator’s black socks and white cane. He’s tapping their cane on hardwood flooring as he slowly walks forward.]

“So people ask me all the time ‘what’s the worst part about being visually impaired? Is it not being able to drive? Is it not being able to see the stars at night?’ But no. It’s when you drop a tomato on the ground [they turn a corner] and you can’t see it but you know it’s somewhere [the tomato is revealed] around here and you’re trying to find it. [his right foot touches the tomato] Oh, I just kicked it. Here buddy. Marco! [he turns in a circle as he says] Imma find this bitch. I don’t know where it is but imma find you.”