the great uterine wall of vachina

queen b minus

[ruinedchildhood]

[ohsobreezyjane]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[huhval]

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

[blnauraltest]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

im really gonna kill myself

[starlightandtears]

His contour! The eye smolder!!

[lunaeregia]

gigi hadid is shaking in her heels

[andrewbelami]

[andrewbelami]

LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

[dcphotography]

[manicpixiedreadhead]

@all my mutuals who plan on smoking the Devil’s Lettuce tomorrow

[growexpandexplode]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

[jayce]

[davidsvlogs]

when youtube restricts your videos

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

This bitch is so fucking funny

[mikeyjamesk]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I take a giant shit, I look in the toilet and can’t help but think : “that’s how big of a dick I could fit in my ass, if I really tried”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every time I put spare cash into my 401K instead of buying weed I’m paying for senior citizen version of myself to get high instead

[spongebobfreezeframes]