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a tv/movie trope that still makes me laugh is when a character/multiple characters are trapped somewhere and the situation's getting kinda dire, and someone’s like, “Don’t worry, So-and-So knows where we are, they’re gonna come get us out soon”

and then it hard cuts to So-and-So and they’re just off doing the most random bullshit, not even a thought in their head about where their friends are/what they're doing

anyway, that but Robert with Z-Team

deminightingale

making dispatch better than ever✨️

jellyowllen

bootsncatsnckck

I heart prism

darkfoxkirin

Y'know, if Waterboy was a villain...

He would DEFINITELY have the same personality, mannerisms, and slowly building confidence and menacing aura as the Spot does.

mechabert

Chad: BOB BOB THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!! *misses*

mechabert

First time trying grayscale colouring!! Mayhaps??

siyelius

Herm coming home after a 15 hour shift that was paced like a regular show episode where he watched half of Torrance get leveled, got flung into actual literal hell for a few minutes and then accidentally gut punched by flambae getting swatted out of the sky just to see three of his cats gave birth on his unfolded laundry while he was gone, a new leak sprung from his grandma’s ceiling who hasn’t used the bathroom or ate dinner yet (it’s 11 pm) and also there’s cat shit all over the floor

fexie

"Forget dinner, if you wanted to boss me around, tell me what to do, all you had to do was ask—" Flambae rises out of the chair and Robert stops talking. Against his will, a flush starts spreading across his cheeks. His eyes dart down, stupid stupid stupid, and he finds himself backed up against the wall.

mechabae

Flambae taps on the post-it by his leg. "You want the goods, you gotta say the magic words."

Robert stifles his laugh behind his fist. "Like... 'I love Chad'?"

"You asking yourself that, or do you mean it?" Flambae growls out between the smirk on his lips.

Robert rolls his eyes before he sinks to his knees, placing his palms upon those massive thighs trying not to spread for him. "I love you. So much. You're an idiot for all this," - he presses a kiss against Flambae's knee - "But at least you come home at night."

"Eh... good enough," he feigns, even as pink dusts his cheeks. Flambae watches as Robert kisses along his length and inhales shakily. "Mm, that's what I like to see. You getting down and dirty. Good boy, Robbie..."

Robert flushes at that, peering up while his mouth is stuffed with cock. The noises he's making...

"C'mon, Robert. Time's ticking, and I got another call I need you to answer soon..."

siyelius

Thinking about how comically effective Waterboy could be at red ring infiltration missions requiring disguises

because yeah he’s egregiously wet but he’s also like. the absolute perfect phenotype for a lame janitor / maintenance guy with how easily he can melt into the background. outside of that ugly suit and goggles put him in any normal work uniform and he’s just like. a regular dude in his 20s. Out of everyone in z-team he’s the least visual expectant of a hero. he could lie and say he just started as a lair custodian like yesterday and the henches would prob believe him. Genuinely the only downside would be the puddles and trying not to hurl while lying through his teeth at villains that could knock his teeth in

dapperdoodlenoodle

Flambae, please, I beg of you, pop but a singular titty in season two.

pikiserra

Hi Prism 💖

peachiefilms

already feel like deleting this LMAOOO ive never posted anything like this and it feels so weird and new but flambert took over me 💔 hoping to whoevers up there that ppl i know irl wont find this hsgsheb