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and if i had wanted to forget i would have a long time ago
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These violent delights have violent ends.
William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
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Kandjar Dagger
Dated: late 18th century
Measurements: overall length 36.5 cm
The dagger has a curved, double-edged, damask blade ribbed at the centre. The gilt copper hilt is entirely enamelled with fine floral motifs on white ground, while on the pommel there’s a red cabochon stone. The scabbard is decorated en suite, with a small suspension loop featuring a signature in Arabic.
Source: Copyright © 2015 Czerny’s International Auction House S.R.L.
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“A dog is more articulate than that sentence.”
“And today and three thirty in the morning, we ask ourselves, what is a pea?”
“Bacon is a god send.”
“Calm your tit windows bros!”
“Can I have a small atomic bomb?”
“Cigarette cancer.”
“Come eat my soul, please, for the love of god.”
“Did that just say babysit the bird?”
“Did you SERIOUSLY just word it like that?”
“Did you just get swallowed by another dimension, what the fuck?”
“eASY.”
“geT OFF MY DS.”
“Goodbye. It’s coming after my soul.”
“HA. I’VE GOT YOU NOW. FUCK YOU!”
“He lives to see another day, I guess.”
“He spoke Spench. A mix between Spanish and French.”
“Honey if your vagina’s a taco you need to go to the hospital.”
“I BURPED HOLY SHIT.”
“I can do it after I’m done killing people!”
“I don’t wanna fuckin’ do this, man.”
“I need to tell the secetary that I’m speaking Spench today because I can’t join the MMMM.”
“I never understood deez nuts.”
“I went clothes shopping and then the cops.”
“I’m gonna do what I do best and fuck off into the mountains.”
“If I get another one of these from a legendary gun I’m going out and killing someone for real.”
“If you’re gonna be awake and bitching you might as well do something useful.”
“It’s like a bird and a siren had a baby.”
“It’s not what I would consider a mistake, but it’s not cute.”
“MISSLE.”
“My boyfriend dumped me I’m gonna nuke Japan.”
“No one gives a shit.”
“Nuclear explosion. Suddenly: Aurora Borealis!”
“Oh my god this is the ugliest thing. I’m wearing it.”
“Oooh this is bad I’m standing on a roll-y chair.”
“Oooh, I hit you hard, didn’t I?”
“Rub your own toe!”
“Satan had enough screaming for one day.”
“Satan is back in the household.”
“Satan left.”
“Shut up about tastebuds you burned those off!”
“Speaking of Irish–”
“That guy who faked his death didn’t die.”
“That’s a volleyball you uncultured swine.”
“The Americans don’t exist any more.”
“theRE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.”
“These cats just turned into noodles.”
“This little bitch in pre-school–”
“This little fucker is eluding me.”
“UH YOU’RE FLOATING.”
“Wanna eat a bug?”
“We all need our ass kicked once in a while.”
“We don’t care about a pig’s ass!”
“What’s up sluts, guess who just got out of Hoenn?”
“Why have Obamacare when you can have Obama Hair?”
“Yay we won guess who did all the work. Me. I did.”
“Yeah I’m evaporating.”
“You just cannot talk, can you?”
“You will not be flipping people off while we do explicit things.”
“You’ve all heard of the birds and the bees, but have you heard of the birds and the babies?”
I want it all I don’t care if it’s greedy or selfish I want all the stars in the sky and every grain of sand beneath your feet I want every piece of your world I want it all I want all of you
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Mercury: How well can you deal with heat/hot weather?
Venus: Do you get on well with people in general?
Earth: Would you say you have a nurturing side to your personality?
Mars: Do people rush to get to know you better?
Jupiter: Do you like to surround yourself with as many people as possible?
Saturn: Do you wear/own a lot of jewellery?
Uranus: Are you a fan of innuendos/dirty jokes?
Neptune: Are you predictable?
Pluto: Do you often feel left out?
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