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[heyepiphora]

GIVEAWAY: sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse

Fight your existential dread with orgasms. Enter to win one of 10 sex toy survival kits to get you through this dystopian nightmare, each worth $400+! 

Every kit is stocked with 4-5 outstanding items: legendary vibrators, hand-poured dildos, perfect butt plugs, thrusting toys, porn, my favorite lube, and more. These highly-curated kits contain only toys I know and love, and most are available to my international readers!

Giveaway ends 10/30. Enter to win on my blog — and don’t forget to pack your bug-out bag for extra entries! 

[heyepiphora]

Dildo carnival: a HUGE sex toy giveaway!

Step right up: I’m throwing a DILDO CARNIVAL! 🎪 Forget lousy stuffed animal prizes; this huge giveaway is the biggest of the year, featuring over 60 sex toys plus all kinds of fun attractions.

I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth – everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products to porn and gift cards! Most prizes are available to international folks as well.

This year, in addition to the usual giveaway widget, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled as the giveaway goes on, so keep your eyes peeled!

Enter now!

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[tillyouandiseethesun-deactivate]

this isn’t even a problem

[explorblr]

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

[noctislunawitch-deactivated2021]

[riverwindphotography]

Love those clear mountain streams….

gif by riverwindphotography, October 2017

[boyd-stevens]

[leahberman]

leaf it to me

Angeles National Forest, California

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[pianoaround]

Rockin and a rollin. 

[neomushi]

this has so many chaotic energies to it

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Thank you, I enjoyed this very much.

[dorkery]

It’s like walking into a saloon during a bar fight

[saturnialsapphic]

This is actually amazing and it feels like magic.

[rooksandravens]

My new favorite genre of music: Undead Bovine Smash

[cyberdelph]

Pie Lovers by Lasakura

[cinensis-deactivated20171126]

Wanna see what happens when you put golden cake sprinklers in your tea?

Magic.

[happymonsters]

[nubbsgalore]

photos by lassi rautiainen, susan brookes and staffan widstrand of a rare friendship that developed between a female grey wolf and a male brown bear in northern finland.

notes lassi, “no one can know exactly why or how the young wolf and bear became friends, but i think that perhaps they were both alone when they were young and a bit unsure of how to survive alone. it seems to me that they feel safe being together.”

the photographers also note that the two share every meal together, bringing each other their kills (as seen in the third and fifth photos).

[thebadbastion]

Cuddlebutts!

Bed & Breakfast. Only vacancy left in town. Dean likes the idea of breakfast being an actual part of the establishment? But HATES the room. At least until it gets dark, yeeeaaaahhhhh.

Somehow, the lines took about twice as long as the coloring. Maybe that’s because I did a messy coloring, yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh i like it messy sometimes.

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

Look how pretty.

Rogue photoshoot

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[yeah-sammy]

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by sincerely.spn