Somewhat angrier bird man

[swhftt]

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[stormfalcon2019]

After 12 years, destiny 2 can finally rest.

[evil-linguist]

I have FEELINGS right now.

D2 was extremely important to me. It helped me to get through a hard period of my life.

I do miss it, and I always will.

[stormfalcon2019]

Rest easy destiny 2, your journey is nearly at an end.

[nobodyfamousposts]

Chaton Noir: Blep

Alternate title: Bad Example

Another day, another round of Chloe being Chloe.

“Watch it, Clumsinette!” Chloe jeered as she shoved Marinette and sent the pule of papers she had been holding flying. She gave a smirk and sauntered off with a laugh.

Marinette glared at Chloe's retreating back. The blonde sauntered off, none the wiser. Not that she would care anyway.

Frustration couldn't begin to describe her feelings. In a fit of pettiness, she stuck her tongue out at Chloe and blew a raspberry.

Sure, it was childish. Silly. And likely didn't make Marinette look mature at all. But it made her feel a little better in the moment. No one was around to see it anyway.

Well, almost no one.

"Marinette!" Tikki admonished, popping out.

Marinette rolled her eyes and went back to picking up her papers. "Oh come on, Tikki. It's not like it makes a difference."

The sound of someone blowing a raspberry followed.

Marinette started and looked up in surprise. "Tikki?!"

Tikki was floating there, however, she also looked confused.

The noise happened again.

The two turned to find Chaton staring at them from the bag.

Chaton blinked twice.

And blew a raspberry once more.

"Chaton!"

Blep!

Marinette picked him up.

He stuck his tongue out, making a cute if not somewhat silly face.

Blep!

Marinette blinked.

"….since when do you have a tongue?"

[stormfalcon2019]

I like to imagine that Littlebug knows how to play the piano due to being around Adrien for so long.

[trishacollins]

The idea that teenagers need to "pay" for their mistakes boggles my mind.

Teenagers are basically primed to make mistakes. That's kinda the whole gig. Just old enough to do stuff on their own and still figuring out how to weave in and out of it. It’s worse when they start out as well intended mistakes. Imma be real here, i am a parent. I have a teenager. Sometimes she makes mistakes and learns something. Sometimes she just goes "maybe I didn't break the rules the right way."

So here is the thing. Marinette is 15. 15 is a special age. Later curfew, grown up feelings without grown up knowing, and the unfortunate urge to "handle it yourself".

She has also been handed the literal weight of the world. Which. No 15yo ever is ready for that, and she already had anxiety and imposter syndrome before that started. She is getting terrible advice but she is at this point someone who is suffering under lets call it "chronic trauma". Over and over over again the narrative has demanded that she and only she is responsible for everything that happens around her, to her and through her. She has once used nearly every Miraculous in very short order, and has now fused the cat and ladybug - which I have mentioned is likely incredibly dangerous.

How are people looking at her as some sort of evil villain? People lie about grief all the time. We try to make things gentler. We lie at funerals. Marinette feels both that she failed to save Gabriel and that she as good as killed him. (If she'd been a few seconds faster, he wouldn't have died. That's not rational or right. But it is what she is feeling.

She is a kid. Wrong choices - maybe? Good impulse. Sure. We can give her that. But as much trauma and pressure as she was under at the moment and is still under *now*? From the people she trusts? From the adults around her? Was it a choice that Marinette made or a situation where the window is broken and she's the one left holding the ball?

Learn from it? I have so much fucking compassion for this little girl that at this point I am just rooting for her to *survive* all of this. This is a lot of complex trauma for someone who is already carrying so much. She doesn't need a lesson. She needs a hug. And like yeah, pick your own fandom experience and all that. I have a big block list. But I was 13 when I first joined fandom spaces. And the prevailing attitudes in mlb fandom as a whole make it unsafe for teens and holding hard lines about responsibilities for trauma and trauma reactions.

Life is not a lesson. And trauma doesn't teach anything but an overly active stress responce. So for the teens in mlb fandom - I hope you feel like you can share the hurts you are carrying with a trusted person, I hope they make you feel safe and heard. I hope the only lesson that you learn is that people can be good. Not all of them. Not all of the time. But enough of them to matter. It doesn't matter if the hurts behind those lies are big, small or silly. You deserve to be heard and not to suffer in silence so you "learn."

[fantasybuff3186]

This is exactly what I think. Im sad this is a controversial take but I genuinely think Marinette is a well written character. She feels human and like a teenager in a way that I've never gotten from other characters and I genuinely think she's such a good psychological study because at the end of the day she's painfully human and I love that about her. She's messy but she's a good kid. She's messy and she knows it but she still tries her level best.

I'm not 15 now but I remember how bad my teens were. I was messy, I had trauma but what helped me wasn't lessons, it was a hug and a good friend. Marinette needs that too. She's always needed that and the show tells us as much when Alya tells Marinette to be kind to herself.

The only lesson I think she needs to learn is that, it's okay to rest, it's okay to mess up. You don't have to be perfect. You don't have to shoulder the entire burden alone. That's the only lesson she needs, permission to rest because all marinette has tried to do is do good. I love her and I admire her resilience. Not many 15 year olds could carry what she does so the fact she's standing is something I admire so much.

She's brave, kind and compassionate and she's doing the best she can so I will always always love Marinette because sometimes all you can do is your best and it still might not be enough but that's not your fault but circumstances.

I will always be compassionate towards her.

[stormfalcon2019]

I'm convinced that season 7 of miraculous would just be Marinette's villain/crashout arc at this point, because the girl desperately needs some kind of get back at the world.

[stormfalcon2019]

You know the funniest thing about making a miraculous ladybug and hazbin hotel/helluvaverse crossover that no one considers is that the phrase "mother of god" could very much be referring to tikki in a literal sense.

Like just imagine God being afraid of tikki while she hovers over him waiting for him/her/them to explain why most of her weilders were sent to hell.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[oifaaa]

I know its been said to death at this point but it really is insane the boy mum energy you see in fandom sometimes like "this man has committed literal genocide but thats okay cause hes my baby son that can do no wrong" vs "This teenage girl is kinda annoying and has made some bad choices I think that means she should be tried as an adult"

[oifaaa]

Im really enjoying reading people's tags of their favourite examples of this happening but this tag in particular is very funny bc prev said they cant think of a good example of the first when Bill Cypher is in the same show

[stormfalcon2019]

How people in fandoms treat Bill "let me shuffle the function of every hole in your face" Cipher: he's just a sad little mao mao, just a wet baby boi, a silly little guy even.

Those same people when marinette "bullied for years by rich daughter of the mayor" dupain-cheng exists: HATE. HATE. HATE LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU EVER SINCE YOU BEGAN TO LIVE...

seriously it's like they channel their inner A.M. whenever a new miraculous ladybug episode is released and focus it solely on her.

[stormfalcon2019]

Lady Eclipse au (Miraculous Ladybug au that I had rattling in my mind and I gotta ramble)

Lila manages to get the ladybug and cat miraculous and uses the wish to get everything her twisted heart desire and to make Marinette's and the wielder of the ladybug miraculous life hell, at the cost of her downfall beginning after Marinette gets a miraculous.

Lila in this au essentially takes Marinette's role (but not her personality) in the universe is the wielder of the ladybug miraculous (which I envision being broken instead of the peacock miraculous), and the guardian of the miracle box. Normally Lila has amazing luck, but after she uses the ladybug miraculous her luck starts to take a swan dive straight into the depths of hell (but it's just still good enough to where she gets to keep her miraculous much to her dismay).

Marinette appears when Lila would normally appear during the normal timeline and kind of takes up her role (she is much less a lying bitch, more so an opposing force) in this au went through the wringer, not only did she have no friends and was constantly bullied by chloe and Kim being he most oppressive, not only did she lose most of her family (aside of her grandma Gina) and the bakery/her home in a fire (possible arson though could be a random accident), but her legs and one of her arms as well. The worse part is that she remembers the previous universe and She doesn't even have Adrien or chat noir in this universe because Adrien is in a coma due to an accident during a modeling gig (I imagine either Kim or Chloe is the wielder of the cat miraculous in this au), and thus Gabriel is a lot more vicious/desperate in this au, and because he has a unbroken peacock miraculous as well. Lila won't give Marinette a miraculous due to the price of her wish and Gabriel won't akumatize her (he's rightfully terrified of what might happen if he does) so she is stuck. At least Kagami adores her adopted sister Marinette (I imagine that Tomoe and Sabine were childhood friends in this au, and Gina managed to convince Tomoe to adopt Marinette as her own daughter).

Eventually Marinette would get a package from her grandma that contains that appears to be a strange puzzle box, which turns out to be a forgotten miraculous box known as the calamitous box/the box of calamity (it was also referred to as Pandora's box... Yes that Pandora's box), holding 12 miraculi based off of the Greek zodiac (for example Aries miraculous of weaponry), 7 miraculi who's respective kwami's are based off of mythical/fantasy creatures and a combination of the seven deadly sins and seven heavenly virtues (for example a roc bird kwami of conflict (wrath+temperance), and a chimera kwami of motivation (envy+gratitude)), and 2 core miraculi that represent light/day and darkness/night (Phoenix miraculous of light (gives powers associated with light, life, day and the sun) and Gwyllgi miraculous of darkness (gives powers associated with darkness, death/the underworld, night and the moon)) which when put together can temporarily resurrect the dead (the resurrected have free will, but need to be tethered to something in the physical world). Needless to say this version Marinette uses the phoenix and Gwyllgi miraculous to become Lady Eclipse and thus a third faction of the miraculous war.

[funlilcinnamonbun]

Everybody wants stupid loser poor little meow meow female characters until it’s Marinette Dupain-Cheng

[stormfalcon2019]

They don't want a flawed female protagonist, they want a female dominatrix protagonist with little to no personality outside of wanting to dominate you personally.

Like don't get me wrong I want to see Marinette suffer, but it's more of a "yes let the hate flow through you, join to the dark side we have cookies" than "I hate you because you not a dominatrix, die 1 trillion deaths".

[poketfriend-blog]

Sonic and Shadow were searching through G. U. N. secret files. They found out that both are pretty high on the list of potential threats to the world, which surprised neither of them. What they were not expecting was that Tails was also there. And was placed higher than them.

[owothejester]

i think Sonic would internally know how dangerous Tails is, but his own brain refuses to actually realise that.

Sonic knows how much potential Tails has, for good and for bad. he could bring the world to a new age, or he could be more of a threat than Eggman could have ever dreamed of being— all the intelligence, none of the countless debilitating complexes. however, that is his itty bitty lil baby boy whom he found in a dumpster and raised by himself! Tails? a threat to the -world-?? he appreciates that G.U.N. holds his brother in high regard, but come on. that’s a little overboard.

but Shadow knows how powerful intelligence is when not matched by self-restraint, he’d seen it on the ARK. he just. didn’t think G.U.N. knew that too, and now he’s very worried on the brothers’ behalf.

[nobodyfamousposts]

Or if I may offer an alternative…

Sonic: No way, I can’t believe it!

Shadow: (Trying to reason with him) I know he’s your younger brother, but—

Sonic: How is he not at the top of the list yet!

Shadow: (Staring at Sonic in confusion) What?!

Sonic: Tails should be first. Third at best!

Shadow: …do you not understand the threat here?

Sonic: Oh, I know. GUN clearly hasn’t figured it out yet.

I stand by the belief that Sonic is fully aware and has been aware of Tails’ capabilities. He is canonically supportive of Tails and views him as a partner and equal. In pretty much any situation, Tails is his go to guy and the one he seeks advice and direction from. Tails is brilliant and fully capable of great things. Sonic knows this. Sonic believes in him. It probably wouldn’t surprise him that Tails is more of a threat than himself or that anyone else would notice.

Heck, most of his friends would be considered threats by GUN’s standards and it would be hilarious if they all knew about the list. They could treat the level of danger as rankings.

Sonic: Hey, Amy! You jumped a few spots!

Amy: Awesome!

Shadow: (In the background being ignored) You do know this is supposed to be a concern, right?

Sonic: Knuckles, you got bumped down again.

Knuckles: Good. It’ll mean less of them trying to come around my island.

Sonic: You’re no fun.

Tails: I could hack GUN again and lower you further if it’ll help.

Sonic: Hey hey! We agreed no cheating in hacking the rankings!

Tails: But does it count as cheating if he wants to lose?

Shadow: …what do you mean “again”?

Tails: Don’t worry about it. 

[stormfalcon2019]

orbot and cubot are at number seven and no one knows why

[nobodyfamousposts]

Per the GUN dossier: They know what they did.

[stormfalcon2019]

They pranked Abraham tower.

Not many people know of the exact timeline of events, but the prank involved a fake blueprint, thirteen leather jackets, a jar of mayonnaise, the gun truck repainted to bright neon pink, and 3 metric tonnes of olive oil.

[poketfriend-blog]

Sonic and Shadow were searching through G. U. N. secret files. They found out that both are pretty high on the list of potential threats to the world, which surprised neither of them. What they were not expecting was that Tails was also there. And was placed higher than them.

[owothejester]

i think Sonic would internally know how dangerous Tails is, but his own brain refuses to actually realise that.

Sonic knows how much potential Tails has, for good and for bad. he could bring the world to a new age, or he could be more of a threat than Eggman could have ever dreamed of being— all the intelligence, none of the countless debilitating complexes. however, that is his itty bitty lil baby boy whom he found in a dumpster and raised by himself! Tails? a threat to the -world-?? he appreciates that G.U.N. holds his brother in high regard, but come on. that’s a little overboard.

but Shadow knows how powerful intelligence is when not matched by self-restraint, he’d seen it on the ARK. he just. didn’t think G.U.N. knew that too, and now he’s very worried on the brothers’ behalf.

[nobodyfamousposts]

Or if I may offer an alternative…

Sonic: No way, I can’t believe it!

Shadow: (Trying to reason with him) I know he’s your younger brother, but—

Sonic: How is he not at the top of the list yet!

Shadow: (Staring at Sonic in confusion) What?!

Sonic: Tails should be first. Third at best!

Shadow: …do you not understand the threat here?

Sonic: Oh, I know. GUN clearly hasn’t figured it out yet.

I stand by the belief that Sonic is fully aware and has been aware of Tails’ capabilities. He is canonically supportive of Tails and views him as a partner and equal. In pretty much any situation, Tails is his go to guy and the one he seeks advice and direction from. Tails is brilliant and fully capable of great things. Sonic knows this. Sonic believes in him. It probably wouldn’t surprise him that Tails is more of a threat than himself or that anyone else would notice.

Heck, most of his friends would be considered threats by GUN’s standards and it would be hilarious if they all knew about the list. They could treat the level of danger as rankings.

Sonic: Hey, Amy! You jumped a few spots!

Amy: Awesome!

Shadow: (In the background being ignored) You do know this is supposed to be a concern, right?

Sonic: Knuckles, you got bumped down again.

Knuckles: Good. It’ll mean less of them trying to come around my island.

Sonic: You’re no fun.

Tails: I could hack GUN again and lower you further if it’ll help.

Sonic: Hey hey! We agreed no cheating in hacking the rankings!

Tails: But does it count as cheating if he wants to lose?

Shadow: …what do you mean “again”?

Tails: Don’t worry about it. 

[stormfalcon2019]

orbot and cubot are at number seven and no one knows why

[galaxylover06]

Finished this silly thing, enjoy!

[galaxylover06]

More sketches of this concept! Especially since Tikal chao was of popular demand lol

[stormfalcon2019]

Either mephilis or infinite's replaces Dr. Facilier

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[stormfalcon2019]

So stupid question for everyone on this hellsite:

You login a full-dive vrmmo RPG (no deathgame plot, no Isekai bs, just a regular ass game) where every playstyle is viable, which looks at what videogames you played and makes a starting character (species, class, weapons, and abilities) based off of what games you played the most and/or completed to 100%.

Would you stick with the character and class the game made for you (completely optional), and if so then what would your character and class be (multi classes are allowed) and what weapons would they use?

[stormfalcon2019]

so I just had a stupid destiny x poppy playtime crossover idea

What if lily lovebraids/Gracie green was resurrected as a guardian (like her body and mind are that of lily lovebraids, but she has the memories of Gracie green)?

[attioking]

I want to see the other gaurdians reaction to the warcrimes. And the realization that she predates the golden age of humanity.

[stormfalcon2019]

I personally believe that she would try to keep to herself and hide the fact that she's a living doll (maybe by saying that she's a custom built exo or something like that).

[stormfalcon2019]

so I just had a stupid destiny x poppy playtime crossover idea

What if lily lovebraids/Gracie green was resurrected as a guardian (like her body and mind are that of lily lovebraids, but she has the memories of Gracie green)?

[stormfalcon2019]

so I just had a stupid destiny x poppy playtime crossover idea

What if lily lovebraids/Gracie green was resurrected as a guardian (like her body and mind are that of lily lovebraids, but she has the memories of Gracie green)?