Tu Sabes

older than your dad and drunker than your stepdad Based out of Catalina Island, California.

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John Newman - Cheating

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i was a pretty big deal at the las vegas airport today

returned an ipad and a backpack to some girl. her mom was a milf. life is not a porno. i did not have sex with said milf mom

lesbian bartender at the bar gave me 3 free screwdrivers. she probably got fired because i told the male bartender i wanted to close out my tab and he was confused about me even running a tab

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sometimes when i am daydreaming i try to imagine what it's like to be a female and constantly having to flip your hair over your ear so people take you serious when you are talking

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Song: Jack White, “Love Is Blindness"

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Shin Kwang Ho

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Malcolm Liepke

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" Puta! "

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Jack White – Love Interruption

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today at work i wore khaki dockers, white ankle socks, and white vans. my khakis kept bunching up around my vans exposing my raw ankles. this new nurse kept staring at my ankles

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is candy crush saga Tetris?

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i accidentally recorded A MAN APART because i thought i was recording MAN ON FIRE with denzel washington.  vin diesel's a DEA agent but he owns a $3 million beachfront house in Malibu? he's depressed his wife was murdered by hitmen but instead he should be mad at himself for not locking the fucking sliding glass door.