Your dreamboat's back!

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dannyxqueen:

“You shouldn’t stare. It’s not polite.”

“Look behind you. I was staring at the sign.”

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lornaxxdane:

Lorna wiped her mouth, taking a sip of her iced tea before calling for the next person in line. “Next?”

“--you know what we forgot? Mints. Pretty sure I just kissed someone who ate a damn pickle covered in peanut butter. How the hell do I wash down the taste?”

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zoedermott:

No, seriously though, listen! I–…

Uh, well, I forget what I was going to say…but hey, I just made some cookies, want some?

“Sure, I’ll take a cookie.” Johnny grinned. “You didn’t put anything weird in them though, did you? ‘Cause I’d hate having to wake up to some ‘Misery’ type of thing."

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russianvvidow:

   “So they say that place over there has some good apple pie. I wouldn’t mind having some right now. Do you think I could get an Avenger discount?”

“Shouldn’t saying you’re an Avenger be enough? That’s what I do and it generally works-- though, that might be because I’m a fan-favorite.”

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mountainsofmariahills:

“Fire all engines. Let’s raise this helicarrier, and get some work done.”

“You heard her the lady. Come on, go get some work done, you lazy asses!”