5SOS &1D

Hiiiii!xx. just another blog about 5 Seconds of Summer and One Direction ran by two girls far too old to be this in love with 9 idiots<3 We do imagines/pref/AU & other stuff:)

[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

[storyofanidiot]

Me, after listening to Drag Me Down

[storyofanidiot]

Me, after listening to Drag Me Down

[weloveshortvideos]

[tyleroakley]

I LOVE THIS

[16meets18history]

[storyofanidiot]

17.07

[plasticroyal]

there’s a lot going on here

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

for anyone who isnt aware this is literally in disney world there’s this weird stage thing in magic kingdom (specifically Tomorrowland, you can see the peoplemover in the background) that has a The Incredibles theme and they play music sometimes this is someone being payed by disney world to do this

[storyofanidiot]

Okay so maybe an unpopular opinion but like I feel betrayed by Zayn.... I'm happy for him but like okay you didn't get a say in what music but if you were really unhappy you could've backed out sooner if you couldn't be who you really are... Like it's making everything, and every moment you spent for maybe the last two years were just an act, a ruse. I may be wrong but now I feel like the time that he spent with 1D was literally to get the foot in the door and then leave... Idk it just hurts to be completely honest ...

[tl-hoechlin]

[throwtime]

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

[throwtime]

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. Chipotle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

[rosslynpaladin]

Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vengeance. I love this whole story.

[storyofanidiot]

The loneliest people are the kindest: virgo, cancer, aries, gemini

The saddest people smile the brightest: pisces, leo, taurus, libra

The most damaged people are the wisest: sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, scorpio

[sstyles]

[storyofanidiot]

After a fan asked him to take off his t-shirt

[harryandmesohappily]

Harry calling out a dad. “I support the Raiders….said no one ever”

[helladirections]

#he’s such a shit talking football fan#as am I#I wanna shit talk teams with you#I wanna have long drawn out discussions and tense arguments about why our teams are better than the others#that would be like foreplay to me (sorrynotharry)

[bodyglitter]

THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT IM FEELING RIGHT NOW

[picassobws]

Harry’s gonna be the type of parent to tell his kids “we’re only going in for ten minutes” then start talking to a pregnant woman in the bread aisle about what kind of formula is good for babies for an hour

[seriousblack]

poor albus severus

[picassobws]

[wayvs10-deactivated20200311]

“1d can’t sing” I said “BITCH WHERE THIS IS ACAPELLA”

[wayvs10-deactivated20200311]

“1d can’t sing” I said “BITCH WHERE THIS IS ACAPELLA”

[stability]

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing