storyranger takes a tumble

“Hell is empty. And all the devils are here.” Started this blog because I wanted to follow 2 people. Stupid interwebs. Canadian, 1993, pronouns are weird. Curate your own experience on the internet.

[montereybayaquarium]

Start your day on the bay! ☀️🦦

We’re opening at 9 a.m. on weekends and holidays this summer so you can dive right in and make the most of your visit to the Monterey Bay Aquarium.  🌬️⛵ Sail over to our website and get your tickets in advance for the smoothest entry. 

From the wild beauty of Monterey Bay to dazzling deep-sea wonders, there’s so much to discover!

When you visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium, you’ll support our work protecting the ocean for future generations—and have lots of fun doing it! There’s wonder in ocean life and caring for it helps us all. 💙

[ampervadasz]

[ralfmaximus]

Real pupper is experiencing UNCANNY VALLEY bigtime!

hideous creature sorta moves right?

absolutely the wrong smells

sounds not triangulating properly

body language SEEMS friendly...

Imagine if you encountered a humanoid like this in the forest, smiling and waving in a welcoming manner. You'd assume you were about to be abducted by aliens or perhaps fae.

[hyenaswine]

I GRASP NO INFORMATION FROM THIS BUTTHOLE

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

I really get the feeling Gunther has been enjoying putting the guy who beat him at WrestleMania through the wringer...

[winningmachine]

Who else up thinking about bjj black belt craig jones saying You can give anyone steroids. Despite our best efforts we are yet to give anyone autism.

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[existennialmemes]

I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.

[teaboot]

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

[teaboot]

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

[little-onion-heart]

[themodernmaccabee]

I need a turbo-Nerd to tell me why they dumped Finn like hot garbage.

[teaboot]

"Racism"

[anexperimentallife]

[wolfchaldo]

[theghostparty]

he was what he was. i do not have much pity for him, even with his guts unseamed and his cheek eaten. he will be exhumed many times over--by birds, by the scholars, by sullen teens and pop stars only in this do I have any sympathy: i know how horrible it is to have history notice you out of the corner of its eye dayspring by anthony oliveira

pov: you're a french gendarme and this is the last thing you see before you die in an alley on an otherwise beautiful day

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[galaxyspeaking]

what it’s supposed to feel like

[bleulone]

Mycroft Holmes or the embodiement of the Eldest Daughter Syndrome — Young Sherlock (2026)

[animationtvfilm]

Hero Fiennes-Tiffin as Sherlock Holmes & Dónal Finn as James Moriarty

YOUNG SHERLOCK (2026) S01E01

[inevitable-destruction]

"In order to know your enemy, you must become your enemy."

[orange-catsidy]

elp came back at the bosj finals and his backstage comments were like 'hey so i was away from njpw for 3 months because i was trying to find out why the hell i was so depressed and crashing out and it turns out i never emotionally dealt with my medical trauma from having cancer and needing to get a part of my body removed. i tried to go right back to my life without acknowledging that something monumental and scary happened to me when i probably needed to work that shit out. so that's what i was doing' and. i appreciate him so much man.

farrrrrrrr too many male wrestlers think vulnerability is only about powering thru physical pain or admitting you love your family or being mad when you lose a match or whatever. this kind of emotional and mental vulnerability is not that common to see in wrestling characters and i love the way he works both kayfabe and his irl, non-kayfabe events into the el phantasmo character in a way that makes sense and is really believable

[orange-catsidy]

[blumineck]

Sorry to keep banging on about this! I just have a few days left to meet the funding goal!

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[blumineck]

Thank you all so so much, you wonderful, mad bunch! I woke up this morning to find that the project had met its funding goal, and despite inching closer over the last few weeks, I think there was still a part of me that didn't believe that this would actually happen.

Massive thanks to all of you for contributing, sharing etc. I have a lot of people to contact and confirm things with, and will keep you all updated with how things are progressing.

I can't wait to get testing, and will begin weighted training etc. asap so that I can hit the ground running once the armour is complete!

If you specifically want any of the funding tier rewards then you’re welcome to contribute, as additional funds will go towards production costs, but as of now we have raised enough to cover the cost of the armour, maille, and filming, so the project can begin as soon as the kickstarter concludes on Friday!

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine