rekas-ava's fandom

shitposts about it. the first fan blog. and i don't care what rekas-sama says, this shit is canon

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Kas: You better fear me, because darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

Sushi: ... Did you just quote Taylor Swift?

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Z: Soul-nii, what language do you think in?

Soul: ...

Soul: I don't even know. I don't even know if I think.

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M: Soul, do you have a favourite limerick?

Soul: (12+144+20+3(/4))/7+(5x11)=9²+0

M: Pardon me?

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Sushi: Hey, Doctor Soler, you can't just set people on fire and call it an experiment.

Soul: You disagreeing with these PhDs, motherfucker?

Sushi: No, I'm saying you're being completely unscientific! Where's your method, your hypothesis?

Soul: On that desk over there.

Sushi: THIS IS JUST A CRAYON SMILEY FACE WITH A SPEECH BUBBLE SAYING "FUCK DA POLICE"!

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M: How was the honeymoon?

Sushi: Good, but Soul tried to burn our marriage certificate.

M: Why?!?

Soul: GOOD LUCK RETURNING ME WITHOUT THE RECEIPT!

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soul thinks exclusively in comic sans

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Young!Kas: Yeah, for some reason M told me not to eat my crayons.

Young!Kas: I decided to be rebellious and eat them anyways.

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Tas: Smaller creatures are way more vicious, since their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

M: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Tas: Wasps.

Nanashi: Spiders.

Sushi: Soul.

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Kas, unable to open a jar: Shitty fucking lid!

M, giving Soul an Accusatory Glare™: Gee, I wonder where he got that.

Soul, oblivious: The fucking fridge?

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Tas: There are dragons all over my house, and I'm in my underwear.

Nanashi: My whole life I wanted to say that, and I miss it by being somebody else.

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M: This is both of our first times. Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Soul, tenderly: Of course. *holds her hand* Trust me.

M, smiling a little: Okay.

Soul: XBOX, ON!

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Sushi: *does anything ever*

Soul: How do you expect me to sit here and NOT fall in love with you??

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Tas: I lose at everything, I even lost my glasses.

Nanashi, staring at the glasses on top of Tas's head: I'll help you find 'em for five dollars.

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Soul: Kas, I think I speak for all of us when I-

M: They do not.

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Soul: I'm sleepy.

Sushi: Go to bed.

Soul: But I wanna talk to you.

Sushi: Then don't go to sleep.

Soul: But I'm sleepy.

Sushi: I am gonna kill you.

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M: I am somehow both embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.

Tas: Yup, that's my sweet spot.

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M: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Soul: But what if.... something else happened..... just this one time.