layla

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[sisyphusshrugged]

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

[stozierd]

Mike: What’s up with Richie ? He’s been lying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.

Beverly: He’s just a little overwhelmed

Mike: Why ?

Beverly: Stan giggled

[stansrichie]

richie: hey stan, can you pass me my drink please?

stan: sure honey, here you go *passes a bottle of bleach to richie*

richie: stan what the fu-

stan: drink it, pussy

[siickangel]

[frick-as-sick-blog]

it was the fourth of july

[diamondheroes-deactivated201908]

The Grand Budapest Hotel: day & Night

[gogh-save-the-bees]

Yellow it stands for the sun | Vincent Van Gogh Paintings

[lightbones]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#same guy

[yeehawlw]

now give me a lesbian love simon right now immediately

[quimstick-deactivated20221106]

it’s 5 hours long because neither one of them makes the first move

[joeyisanolive]

Listen

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

[tankaramo]

14yo me, fully aware of the existence of bi women and lesbians: oh my god this girl is so cute i wish i was a guy so i could date her

14yo me: it really sucks being a straight girl lol

[tankaramo]

me and my last brain cell back then:

[beep-beep-kellu]

Bill: He-Hey, wh-what are y-you l-looking at?

Richie: *taking a Buzzfeed quiz about what holiday candle scent he is* porn

[troyesivan]

hey guys!  I’ll be answering your questions next week.  submit yours here and join me next Wednesday (Aug 15 at 12 noon PT// 3 pm ET) for my Answer Time.

[robertcapajpg]

the spider: *bites peter*

peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive

[longgonebabe]

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

yeah i’m into some kinky shit…have you ever heard of healthy relationships?

[clavarioid-deactivated20190317]

beverly trips and falls and richie doesn’t want her to be embarrassed so he just hurls himself to the ground