[stepfordgoth]

I've been fruitmaxxing this summer and you should be doing the same

[stepfordgoth]

[stepfordgoth]

The new UK prime minister looks like a sopping wet cat about to burst into tears in every photo I have ever seen of him. I can't wait for the inevitable car photo

[stepfordgoth]

Took a nap and had a dream that my husband went grocery shopping, saw that I put hair conditioner on our household grocery list yesterday and bought like 30 bottles of this exact conditioner (that I have never used in my life) and lined them all up in a perfectly equally spaced square on the living room floor

[stepfordgoth]

I have had such an awful headache all day.... I used to almost never get headaches, literally maybe 4-5 of them a year (I'm very lucky in that regard) but I am noticing that since I've been sober I have headaches all the time. Quit honestly I've had more headaches in the last 12 days than I have had in the last year. Why does sobriety suck SO BAD

[stepfordgoth]

ITS TRY NOT TO KILL YOURSELF TUESDAY! SMASH THAT LIKE IF YOURE UP TRYING YOUR ABSOLUTE BEST TODAY DESPITE IT ALL 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[segamascott]

hawk hawk hawkin' on heaven's tuah

🎸🕺

[stepfordgoth]

> he tells me "I can't solve this for you", "don't put this on me", "it's like you expect me to tell you what to do and how to solve this and I cant"

> I come up with my own plan to solve the problem

> he doesn't speak to me for multiple days because he doesn't like the idea for a solution that I've come up with. For my own problem.

[stepfordgoth]

Does anybody else think it's kind of obnoxious that doctors offices will pester you to fill out all our paperwork ahead of your appointment? And then they still demand that you show up 15 minutes early for your appointment anyway?

[stepfordgoth]

its all so absolutely fucked

[stepfordgoth]

It really is fucking criminal that photos can't replicate exactly what you see in the mirror. I look and feel really cute today. My skin looks very good and clear and glowy, my face is not as puffy as it has been for a while, I've got some cute elfy shit going on with my hair, I'm wearing a very cute little boho outfit featuring a long flowy maxi skirt that almost entirely conceals my boot (#myboot)...... But I can not for the life of me take a selfie where I don't look like Dave, The Scottish Drunkard Up The Road

[stepfordgoth]

Well I just realized that from someone else's perspective I AM the Scottish Drunkard Up The Road fml

[stepfordgoth]

It really is fucking criminal that photos can't replicate exactly what you see in the mirror. I look and feel really cute today. My skin looks very good and clear and glowy, my face is not as puffy as it has been for a while, I've got some cute elfy shit going on with my hair, I'm wearing a very cute little boho outfit featuring a long flowy maxi skirt that almost entirely conceals my boot (#myboot)...... But I can not for the life of me take a selfie where I don't look like Dave, The Scottish Drunkard Up The Road

[stepfordgoth]

Crazy how every time you call a doctor's office they're "currently experiencing a higher than usual call volume" isn't it

[stepfordgoth]

New irrational (?) fear of one of my doctors (somehow?) finding out that I'm exploring sobriety and chastising me/ being like "why didn't you say something before now? You shouldn't be on x, y, z meds if you drink a lot" and then forcing me off of some of my meds.

Surely that's an irrational fear, right?

[stepfordgoth]

Stocks going dinosaur mode today I see

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

[stepfordgoth]

These near constant chocolate cravings can fuck off at any time now