[stepfordgoth]

entering my Emotionally Intense Application Of Face Cream era I think

[stepfordgoth]

Man sometimes a nap is just the best thing ever

[stepfordgoth]

Maybe you should pop an Ambien and then go eat a few of those blue cheese stuffed olives weve got in the fridge. And then maybe you'll feel better

[stepfordgoth]

making a post about sucking the tangy creamy center of an olives little hole during pride month as a straight woman

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[stepfordgoth]

Well fuck you too then I guess lol

[team-sleeps]

[stepfordgoth]

She said "yeah of course, I knew everyone that you were raised around and if you didn't grow up to be a little bit of a fucked up weirdo id be worried you're adopted!"

[stepfordgoth]

She said "I grew up with that cunt as a sister, I can't imagine actually having her as a mother!"

[stepfordgoth]

She said "yeah of course, I knew everyone that you were raised around and if you didn't grow up to be a little bit of a fucked up weirdo id be worried you're adopted!"

[stepfordgoth]

I never got to talk to my uncle about amyl and the sniffers! The playlist I made him in summer 2024 (right around the time he was diagnosed) had a few of their songs on it, and we briefly chitchatted about the playlist in general a few days after I sent it to him but obviously he had a lot of other things on his mind........ I was really looking forward to having a real conversation with him about this band at some point.:/ I really think he would've loved them and I wonder if he ever did actually look up more of their songs after my playlist lol

[stepfordgoth]

I also just remembered that he was the only person who realized and took care of my stupid ass after one of the absolute first times I'd ever gotten drunk, at my (other) aunt's house on 4th of July when I was 14 🫡 honestly he was such a good guy. I'm gonna miss him so much

[stepfordgoth]

I never got to talk to my uncle about amyl and the sniffers! The playlist I made him in summer 2024 (right around the time he was diagnosed) had a few of their songs on it, and we briefly chitchatted about the playlist in general a few days after I sent it to him but obviously he had a lot of other things on his mind........ I was really looking forward to having a real conversation with him about this band at some point.:/ I really think he would've loved them and I wonder if he ever did actually look up more of their songs after my playlist lol

[stepfordgoth]

I have been absolutely pouring myself into my garden for the last ~2 weeks and I am so excited about all the plans I have..... Assuming they all work out the way I hope they will.

[stepfordgoth]

Today my cat told me that if I burn all of my worldly possessions and commit to only eating freshly hunted small critters and sleeping in garden dirt every night that I probably won't be depressed anymore. Probably.

[stepfordgoth]

"there is only one true way of living," he said wistfully while licking his paw, "and humans are great but they lost the plot a long time ago. That's why y'all suffer." He's probably right you know

[stepfordgoth]

Today my cat told me that if I burn all of my worldly possessions and commit to only eating freshly hunted small critters and sleeping in garden dirt every night that I probably won't be depressed anymore. Probably.

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[proustianrevelry]

Not only did the user in question get arrested, but 4 months later, the state legislature passed the Louisiana Human Remains Protection and Control Act, created specifically because people heard about this case and realized there weren’t any clear laws about who has what right to own human remains and who enforces those rights.

[arch-user]

I actually thought this was a joke until i scrolled down. holy shit i really shouldn’t have laughed.

[stepfordgoth]

Anyone have any experiences with hydroxyzine they'd like to share?

[stepfordgoth]

I just got prescribed it today and Ive never heard of it before but youre telling me that it's both an h1 histamine blocker AND an anti anxiety medication? Because I notoriously have a lot of issues with both histamines and anxiety. You're telling me that there is a medication that is supposed to treat BOTH at the same time?????

[stepfordgoth]

Maybe you should pop an Ambien and then go eat a few of those blue cheese stuffed olives weve got in the fridge. And then maybe you'll feel better

[stepfordgoth]

making a post about sucking the tangy creamy center of an olives little hole during pride month as a straight woman

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Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[stepfordgoth]

Maybe you should pop an Ambien and then go eat a few of those blue cheese stuffed olives weve got in the fridge. And then maybe you'll feel better

[stepfordgoth]

Anyone have any experiences with hydroxyzine they'd like to share?

[stepfordgoth]

Apex predator right there