Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd

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Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
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Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd
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Understimulation
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The Anger Spiral
Wednesday Forever
Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me.
And *•.~°♪ lust *•.~°♪
happy annoy squidward day
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.
I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this
you can only reblog this once a year
i have a very distinct hate for tufted-back couches. i have literally no idea who wants to feel lumps and buttons on their backs when there are sofas that can engulf you in upholstery. i must have malicious intent for a very specific person to ever purchase a tufted-back couch and invite them to sit on it, because i’m cordial, not an animal, but i’ll know in my evil goblin brain that two of the pieces of matter i wish to be in the deepest place in hell are together.
i like to pretend the buttons are eyes
I’m just gonna leave this here~ enjoy!
Thank you!!!! I did NOT
bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon
ok so if the grinch and tony had a kid, it would probably be
have weird fur and an unsettling appearance (like the grinch)
be orange and into sports (tony)
so that child would be Gritty
I’ve never derived an iota of joy from this website and I truly don’t know why i’m still here
I am ashamed to say that I put a lot of effort into this….
holy. fucking. STARS.
Whoops my hand slipped….
how have you done this…..why have you done it…..
I can’t stop
Look at the kids run!
i showed all of these to my mom, she loved them
As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually
it’s the grown up version of showing your mum your clean room you spent all day tidying
I got to pick what was put into my apartment from flooring, backsplash, wall colors, bathroom sink, countertop, curtains and furniture. I painted all the covers to the light switches and electrical sockets. I also painted the accent squares on the doors.
I love showing off my apartment! It’s exciting when it’s your own design.
If you worked for hell and you had the privilige of tourturing one us president which would you choose and how would you tourture them?
I have long since stopped remembering things such as Presidents
i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong
wait how big are they then
closer to pumpkins
what you have to remember is the kiwi fruit is their unfertilized egg, so use that as a size reference
Oh no kiwi eggs are much larger than kiwifruit
Only the fertilized ones the unfertilized ones are sold in grocery stores as fruit
i see no difference
the fuzzy layer is the avian equivalent of the endometrium (mucous membrane lining the uterus); it helps prevents infection. all types of kiwi eggs have them, but it is typically reabsorbed by the body by the time a fertilized egg is finished growing. if an egg isn’t fertilized and stops growing, the body simply passes the egg, lining and all, and tries again.
then why can’t we crack open the egg like we can with other unfertilized bird eggs
that’s another feature unique to the kiwi! (and possible some extinct related birds.) the eggs don’t calcify until the later stages of embryo maturation. this is because kiwi birds have one of the largest egg-to-body ratios in the bird world. the eggs take up a huge amount of space in the mother’s body. keeping the egg soft-shelled until it’s mature gives the internal organs more room to safely do their job.
it’s theorized that the strong resemblance between kiwi ‘fruit’ (aka the unfertilized eggs) and newly hatched birds is a survival mechanism. the average nest contains several unfertilized eggs, which researchers believe may serve as a distraction in the event a predator invades the nest, giving the real hatchling time to escape.
Now that we’ve mildly recovered from that mindf*** let’s enjoy footage of a Kiwi discovering that their carer has given them extra food.
holy shit that’s how they move? they’re such DORKS
they’re the least graceful things i’ve ever seen!
“violence against nazis is wrong” like we didn’t literally kill 4.3 million of them and then spend decades romanticizing it in media
“punching nazis makes you as bad as them” listen buddy we killed hundreds of thousands of soldiers who were forcibly conscripted into the armed forces of Nazi Germany bc, even under duress, they were still fighting for a virulent, hateful enemy ideology. so unless you’re also spending your time saying we should apologize for that, stop misusing your breath defending the rights of willful, gleeful modern white supremacists
if i burn one more slice of bread today i WILL cry and empires WILL fall
the wails of gods will tear down mountains
you guys
an entire generation of adhd kids has now grown up thinking they have to choose bt being unmedicated and being overmedicated, and it was such a traumatic experience tbh
the ADHD™ 90s Kid™ Experience™ was:
your parents taking you to a doctor out of desperation
your doctor immediately starting your off on way too high a dose of the newest designer drug in their toolbox
sudden onset of appetite loss, “zombie-like” feelings, tics, anxiety, irritability, sleep issues, and other very common symptoms of a child being overmedicated
expressing your concerns to adults (as best you could bc you were a literal child) who ignored you or thought you must be somehow ‘doing’ medication wrong (???)
expressing your concerns (again, to the best of your ability as an actual child) to the doctor who overmedicated you and somehow missed the fact that as a literal child you are more sensitive to stimulant meds
(stimulant meds which were brand new on the market btw, and whose side effects weren’t well-understood)
having the dosage lowered, if you were lucky
or just having it raised (???) bc side effects meant it wasn’t working (???)
or just being switched to a new medication, also at too high of a dose
or being told to suck it up, bc at least now you were getting your homework done
and bc some adults would rather have a zombie child than a hyperactive child
eventually discontinuing meds after months of arguments with your parents
not seeking help as an adult bc you’d rather live with the symptoms you’ve learned to mask at great cost, than risk repeating the traumatic experience you had w/ medication as a kid
going unmedicated for decades unaware that the right dose of the right medication from a doctor who cares about not traumatizing their patients, can in fact transform your life this time in a good way???
eventually having kids w/ adhd and being scared to take them to a doctor i guess
we deserved so much better tbh. i hope some day you end up in a room with a doctor who listens, and you get the help you should have recieved all those years ago.
i’m crying bc it’s true and also a better summary than mine
the fact that tumblr users were slut shaming alexander hamilton several years BEFORE the musical even exist is so horrendously funny to me. i’m in tears. i laughed so hard i had to take ibuprofen afterwards. i can’t live like this. i have to lie down
this is the most magnificent thing in my life rn
holy shit it turns out this post is the ORIGIN of the “210 slutty, slutty years” meme & i genuinely cannot decide if this makes is funnier and/or worse
ok dream
you’re so golden
facts i wish i knew years ago
baby elephants suck on their trunks the same way human babies suck on their thumbs
meltdowns are so rude. you’re just sitting in your body chilling, then it decides on its own that you’re an unwelcome intruder and starts blaring all the alarms
WAIT THATS WHAT A SENSORY MELTDOWN FEELS LIKE?????
I’VE BEEN THINKING IT WAS JUST MY PTSD
as someone with c-ptsd, i would say that these experiences have a fair amount of overlap. (and if you’re both autistic and have a trauma disorder, the symptoms can bleed together). a good way to differentiate between sensory meltdowns/shutdowns vs panic attack/flashbacks are by identifying the triggers & root cause:
sensory meltdown/shutdowns:
Triggered by sensory stimuli.
Usually manifests as a growing feeling of irritation, discomfort, distress, overwhelmedness in response to noises, lights, textures, etc.
Caused by sensory processing issues, which some people (esp autistic people) are born with.
panic attack/flashbacks*:
Triggered by certain things (words, behaviors, sensory stimuli) that relate to past trauma.
Often experienced as the recall of memories and emotional states, the onset of strong unexpected physical or emotional distress.
Caused by exposure to past trauma.
Anyway, these two things can definitely be experienced in similar ways. Both can include:
Feelings of distress, being overwhelmed, strong emotions such fear, anger, urgency.
Physical symptoms such as difficulty walking, breathing
Loss of executive functions. It’s really hard to just sit quietly or run errands etc when something has pressed the Big Red Button in your brain, no matter what specific type of button it is.
Also, autistic folks are vulnerable to trauma, so some people experience both autism & ptsd.
Later I’ll write a post about Complex PTSD (from exposure to chronic trauma, often throughout childhood).
I also recommend googling emotional flashbacks, which is a term more people need to know.
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update for people in the notes:
you don’t need to be on the autism spectrum to have Sensory Processing Disorder (SPD).
There is a BIG overlap though. Most people with autism have SPD, though I can’t find data on how many people with SPD are autistic.
It does seem to be a strong indicator though. If you have sensory issues or SPD, you should probably do some research on autism as well.
SPD also overlaps with ADHD, so look into that too!
so random to me that people can smell things
i’ve always had like a 90% reduced sense of smell so it sounds FAKE that other people can smell things.
wait….I was hospitalized w/ a ear/sinus infection when I was a toddler….I have some permanently enlarged lymph nodes…..grew up with chronic stuffiness……..DO I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR
every time you say anything about your medical history I get more concerned for you.
haha my healthcare provider says the same thing