how 2 be straight

just straight things from keith "Example Hetero™" kogane

[straightkeith]

we truly live in the darkest timeline ... i wanted a canon url but not like this.... not like this

[straightkeith]

How do you explain Keith standing with his legs crossed like a professional gay if he's "straight" :[

that's obviously the heterosexual stance of power. keith, being the typical straight guy, is exhibiting typical straight behavior in order to assert his dominance as a hetero guy and attract ladies of the heterosexual kind, whom he constantly displays attraction to. your confusion is understandable.

[straightkeith]

#13

coincidental platonic parallels with foil characters

[straightkeith]

#12

when your parents parallel you and your not-love interest directly

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#11

leaving the team after your buddy expressed feeling unimportant in it (and paralleling that scene perfectly)

[straightkeith]

#10

being the (heterosexual) subject of a romantic-coded shot with your crush rival

[straightkeith]

keith is gay

[straightkeith]

april fools! keith is straight haha

[straightkeith]

keith is gay

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got the best april fools url guess what it is

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yeah.

[straightkeith]

excuse you

[straightkeith]

#9

definitely not flirting with your rival with a fond look on your face

[straightkeith]

#8

when (heterosexual) rainbows appear all around you for no reason at all

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#7

getting your ass kicked in battle because you were too distracted looking at your rival like this:

[straightkeith]

#6

emphasizing how much you don’t want to spend time with your rival. you outstanding heterosexual, you

[straightkeith]

#5

(platonically) gasping when your pal puts a hand on your shoulder

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#4

looking like this at your bro:

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#3

expressing no emotions whatsoever whilst holding a girl

[straightkeith]

#2

holding your teammate’s hands..................platonically