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henshengs

Who should have been at the club the most

Wei Wuxian

Jiang Cheng

Jiang Yanli

Lan Xichen

Nie Huaisang

Wen Ning

Wen Qing

Xue Yang

Xiao Xingchen

Luo Qingyang

Wang Lingjiao

Qin Su

Voting ended onApr 11

No room for “OP you forgot-“ so just tell me in the notes

I did not include Lan Wangji, Nie Mingjue or Song Lan because I cannot be convinced they would ever willingly come within a hundred yards of a club

#lowkey shocked to see nhs in first #i vote lxc. he should have been at th club :(

kaisdarling

#do i even need to say it

supertaliart

Rewatching the Untamed and there was this one shot where Jin Guangyao walks past in the foreground and it looks exactly like this.

evilhasnever

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao Characters: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Jin Guangshan Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sex Pollen, Aphrodisiacs, Truth Serum, Confessions, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Mildly Dubious Consent, Mutual Pining, Resolved Sexual Tension, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Warning: Jin Guangshan, A bit of mandatory xiyao angst, Protective Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Protective Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Service Top Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, not as explicit as the premise implies but still Summary:

“As we are now close allies and friends,” Jin Guangshan drawls from the dais, lips wine-red, “I expect Sect Leader Lan will indulge me with a game.”

He gestures grandiosely to the two cups. “One cup contains a potion of truth, the other a potion of ardor. And since my son seems so eager to help you out, he shall drink from whichever cup you don’t.“

A malicious game of poisoned cups forces Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao to make some desperate choices, and acknowledge how far they are willing to go for each other’s sake.

littlesmartart

so this post by @ehyde just... fucking haunted my brain. it deserved something with a bit more buildup to give it the proper gutpunch that the post manages, but I'm afraid life is pretty hectic for me atm so this is the best I've got

ehyde

A ghost haunts Jinlintai's thousand steps.

Those who listen to rumor know the boy is Jin Guangshan's bastard, the whore's son, the one who was kicked down. He's been trying to climb back up for years, the way ghosts do, but everyone knows better than to help. Whether he wants revenge - one ghost against the whole Jin sect, how foolish - or would simply make an eyesore of himself, it is not his place.

Perhaps those rumors never reached the Cloud Recesses. "It's a long way up," says Lan Xichen, extending a hand to the ghost boy. "Shall we go together?"

sparvverius

it's genuinely aggravating but also really funny how many people seem to sincerely think the problem with lan xichen/the problem with 3zun is that jin guangyao is a puppet master who's cursed lan xichen's dick. that the only thing he ever did to earn lxc's trust was to like flutter his eyelashes or something and not saving his life and ending a war and being his best friend for years and helping the common people more than anyone else and being a damn good actor on top of that.. no probably he just twirled his hair a bit and said xichen you're sooooo funny

sparvverius

like there's an entire genre of fic about lxc atoning for not being classist enough

sparvverius

tv so good it makes you do research on the status of sons of prostitutes in ancient china

sparvverius

it's not looking good guys

sparvverius

born into a ritually unclean status below commoner and can't marry out can't work your way out and can't take the imperial exam you're just fucked forever. meng yao i'm sorry i haven't been a good enough apologist i can do better

nebulathunderwave

Adding @thatswhatsushesaid 's tags as a bonus:

stranded-in-the-gobi-desert

@toilethamster

#remember when we found out jgy wouldn’t be abe to take the imperial exams #and then were sad abt it for like a week #like proper ‘oh fuck. oh my hod’

winepresswrath

I love how you can clearly see:

a) The exact moment Jiang Cheng decides to make this excruciating for everyone

b) Wei Wuxian's realization that Jiang Cheng has committed to the bit and is fully prepared to just stand there and demand that they lie to his face.

c) Xichen bluescreening as he tries to figure out the odds that Jiang Cheng knows Xichen knows and whether or not he can play this off like oh, no ... This is a different guy in a mask who follows my brother around everywhere and dresses exactly like the yiling patriarch... it's the latest thing this season... you should try it out it's very fashionable and great for your skin

bambooswordwielder

What is your favourite Jin Zixuan moment?

When he gets punched by Wei Wuxian? (Cloud Recesses)

When he gets punched by Wei Wuxian? (Soup Incident)

When he punched by Wen Ning

When he builds Jiang Yanli the Lotus Pond in Koi Tower

When he awkwardly yells out that he wanted Jiang Yanli to be there (Phoenix hunt

When he saves MianMian along with LWJ (Xuanwu Cave)

When he told WWX that JYL was waiting for him (😢)

When he awkwardly tries to flirt/court JYL (MDZS Q)

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Voting ended onSep 28, 2025

#the real answer is when he runs away during the hunt #SO funny #like i. saw a clip of the scene and i thought it was edited #bc he just. runs.

supertaliart

Yue Qingyuan can have a little Xiao Jiu’s dead body angst as a treat (and a completely different medium for myself as a trick…)

supertaliart

sleepy-salami

also laughing my ass off at how jin guangyao distracts a room full of yelling and arguing sect leaders with... ice cream? where was that meta about him using kindergarten voice on others, this is hilarious