you looked like heaven and it felt like hell

Whats the fun in doing what you're told

[thelonelyplayboy]

[carloszky]

[guy]

Gf: babe come over

Me: I'm eating garlic bread

Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[gremlin-spawn]

The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[p0urtoujours]

“Those who have eyes tend to forget they’ve got a soul to see with. We don’t often see with the soul because we trust our eyes fully. But eyes can be deceived. Souls can’t be blinded by beauty. Souls see other souls. They see the inside. They can’t be fooled.”

— Ira V. Simon (x)

[cuandoyoencontreunsephora]

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[la--chica--de--la--ventana]

Estoy enojada conmigo misma por haber aguantado cosas que no tendría que haber aguantado.

[make--it--gayer]

[block]

[unbeatable]

[stability]

[fullcravings]

[litos-tt]

Riega tus plantitas,

háblales bonito,

quiérelas mucho

y verás como crecen.

(lo mismo pasa con tu alma y con tu cuerpo.)

[7mangoes]

forgive me father for I am back on my bullshit