El

I want to fly!

[breakdownsbuttlights]

Every now and then I remember that Drift and Ratchet were canonically fucking on their way back to the Lost Light and I experience an actual physical jolt of happiness.

[quetzalpapalotl]

WAIT WHAT!!! When was this canonized???????

[breakdownsbuttlights]

Well, I’m not sure if JRO mentioning it in a Q&A makes it officially canon, but it’s good enough for me.

[quetzalpapalotl]

Is- is there a source for this???

[breakdownsbuttlights]

This transcript here. I believe it’s from the Q&A he streamed live after LL 25 came out. You have to scroll wayyyyyy down to find the relevant Q so here it is:

Q: Did Ratty and Drifty get together on the way back to the LL or after? A: They got together on the way back.

[anotherramblingfangirl]

“I think I’m cursed..”

Get yourself a friend who is as immediately down to un-hex you as Drift.

[breakdownsbuttlights]

The fact that Drift and Ratchet fell in love by spending 80% of their time deliberately winding each other up just makes my heart swell

[verytiredfrog]

☀️Powered by sunshine, guided by moonlight.🌙

[gaystation4]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[sosuperawesome]

Mermaid Tea Set // OsokaArtCeramics

[skobbeloff]

new intel reveals shocking news about communications officer Soundwave and his cat

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

[gelbgelbgelb]

As my friend Julian puts it, only half winkingly: "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation."

-- Daniel Mallory Ortberg

[technologistrevolution]

This has been driving me insane because this quote is so incredibly Jewish but every time I saw it was completely divorced from Judaism in the version applying it to 'transsexual'.

The original concept that humans complete the act of creation by making bread from wheat is from the Talmud! And the specific "wheat but not bread, grapes but not wine" phrasing is from Jewish theologian Abraham Heschel but it is missing "clay but not bricks".

And among trans Jews the sentiment was already popular before I ever started seeing this specific phrasing so I knew, knew, knew a Jew and likely a trans Jew was involved.

As it happens, Ortberg's friend Julian is Jewish and they have strongly negative feelings about the way the quote has been removed from the context of their life as someone trans and Jewish. They used to have a thread up on xwitter about it but have since made their account private and only have a very terse FAQ online from which you can glean the treatment they likely received when being more open about their Jewishness, relationship to transness, and the interaction of both.

[kosherdragon]

I've always thought there was something extremely Jewish about that quote! I had no idea that Julian is Jewish.

[strangerunawayballoon]

Julian who? I dont see a last name anywhere. Am I going nuts? Does everyone else just know who Julian is?

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

[gelbgelbgelb]

As my friend Julian puts it, only half winkingly: "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation."

-- Daniel Mallory Ortberg

[technologistrevolution]

This has been driving me insane because this quote is so incredibly Jewish but every time I saw it was completely divorced from Judaism in the version applying it to 'transsexual'.

The original concept that humans complete the act of creation by making bread from wheat is from the Talmud! And the specific "wheat but not bread, grapes but not wine" phrasing is from Jewish theologian Abraham Heschel but it is missing "clay but not bricks".

And among trans Jews the sentiment was already popular before I ever started seeing this specific phrasing so I knew, knew, knew a Jew and likely a trans Jew was involved.

As it happens, Ortberg's friend Julian is Jewish and they have strongly negative feelings about the way the quote has been removed from the context of their life as someone trans and Jewish. They used to have a thread up on xwitter about it but have since made their account private and only have a very terse FAQ online from which you can glean the treatment they likely received when being more open about their Jewishness, relationship to transness, and the interaction of both.

[kosherdragon]

I've always thought there was something extremely Jewish about that quote! I had no idea that Julian is Jewish.

[mini-wrants]

I love how there’s literally not a religion on this earth that doesn’t ban women in some way, shape, or form from participating in basic rites or accessing holy ground just because they’re women.

Not one.

[mini-wrants]

“There’s a weekly protest against these women praying at this site because women aren’t allowed to pray here”

“if you’re a tourist going to see this temple you won’t be able to enter if you’re female”

“women on their periods are not allowed in this location because it’s holy and periods are dirty”

“the vice president converted to this religion where women are not allowed to reach leadership positions”

“Women in this country are beaten and/or killed for showing any part of their bodies because of the religious laws in place”

Ok! I hate all of this!

[animentality]

[fruitless-vain]

Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy

[fruitless-vain]

I’m sure this will get buried but for the sake of answering all your FAQs

- they’re Opawz pet specific dyes. Non toxic made specifically for dogs. Once they’re set and rinsed they can groom themselves normally, they pose no danger to her in any way, no fumes, there’s no bleach involved

- my dog is trained with cooperative care skills, the process is not stressful for her, she gets paid heavily for her cooperation and looks forwards to the opportunity to earn extra snacks with the grooming

- she’s a mini American shepherd, her name is Yoshi

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[quietrainflower]

@r0tting-rat IT’S YOUUUUUUU :DDDDD

[plasmalink]

Pregnant fujoshi: I'm fujoing out for two right now...

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors