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bad to say im hardcore shipping jay and caspian?

Hey, man. This is a gossip blog, not your diary. I mean, I’d be straight up lyin’ if I said I didn’t dig them together, too, but this is the second mention of these two on here. We want fresh news, bro. [ @jcyduncans & @ofcaspians ]

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Know who I'd love to see hook up? Sofia and Adriana

@omfgade @sofiaprescott That would be one great ameature adult film

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top 5 girls

@stellabxs cause LOOK AT HER

@stopfleur 

@lennymiller

@dtff-blair

@eva-summers

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Who do you wanna see hook up? Not even ship, just think should hop in the sack

Logan and Alistair! Make it happen! Also Ophelia and Sebastian. I would also like to see Rory and Tegan. All right, now that I’ve said that lets actually see it happen. Don’t dissapoint. @alisxtairs @ofophelic @sebhewx @roryduncan @logan-r-fitzgerald @tecgan

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top 5 boys

mMF Dean

Jay cause I like him more, 

Carson

Thomas

Caspian

@ofcaspians @jcyduncans @ovthomas @deanmichcels @fckkcarson

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who is more likely to stir up some drama without showing it?

Me! Oh you meant some of the boring townies...well, I think Adriana could stir up some drama, and maybe even Fluer could cause some strife around here. Also Elodie I mean yoga can’t always fix everything. @omfgade @stopfleur @ilyelodie

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anybody you love and anybody you hate as of yet?

Good question, anon. I love me some Stella such a pretty face. @stellabxs And as of hate...lets say Sofia isn’t my favorite at the moment @sofiaprescott

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who do you ship in stratbury?

our first snitch deffo answered that right here already, but i gotta say - i ship the hotties together. i’m talking about @sofiaprescott​ and @rosiiiee. do i care if they like each other like that? no! they’re both hot, though. make it happen, ladies.

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Are Jay and Alistair really twins? They seem more like strangers if you ask me

I know, right? If I had a twin brother he’d be my ride or die, man. What kind of family raised these two where they can’t be bros with someone they actually shared a womb with? [ @alisxtairs && @jcyduncans ]

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psh, desmond and dominique? more like alistair and dominique

or more like Alistair and Desmond. Plot twist. @alisxtairs @wtfdesmond

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what do you want to see happen?

Murder.

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why tf did thomas and adriana break up if they still live together??

@ovthomas @omfgade 

Oh I don’t know, maybe cause they might still have feelings for one another? Or maybe they’re both broke and can’t leave, or oh! cause life.

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idk how to feel about adriana tbh, seems kinda judgey

Judgey? Maybe a bit. But look who’s talking. @omfgade

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David can be my doctor any day

Someone’s a little hot between the legs. I have my eye on other medical hotties around here, but @david-vanderbilt looks like you might have a fwb’s on your hands!

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do you by any chance know whats going on with desmond?

Does he even know what’s going on with him? I suggest not bringing any narcotics around him. @wtfdesmond

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who do you ship here in stratbury?

Can I say no one? Guess not. I’d like to say Desmond and Dominique have more than just a protective bond going on @wtfdesmond @ordincrys Maybe even Jay and Caspian, but don’t tell him that. @jcyduncans @ofcaspians

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so you didnt hear it from me, but im pretty sure jay is hiding something

Lets say I wouldn’t second guess if he wasn’t harboring feelings for a certain best friend, but what do I know???? @jcyduncans