I just want a really cute girl to smile at me and make me feel happy about life.

oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
almost home

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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$LAYYYTER

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@strawberr-ymilkshake
I just want a really cute girl to smile at me and make me feel happy about life.
Men are really out here never having to squat over toilets
Hey i got a question
Why is it always such a hot look when people have short hair and black painted nails?
This bitch empty
„This bitch empty🙁“
I whisper as I fling my body into a neverending abyss
My brain is fucked
Ok my fellow humans listen the fuck up. I, for the first time in about three weeks got more than 6 hours of sleep.
Now, it was clear that I’m not used to that and so I went through the day feeling kinda weird.
And then...
At lunchtime I bite into a fucking apple, right?
And my brain ist just like...
*hmmm... this actually tastes a lot like apple juice*
And to me, that was a extremely motherfucking interesting experience and so I turned to a friend to be like, jo check this out, ya know
And then I’m like, OH FUCK WAIT.
ohmystars I’m a disaster
This is a real weird attempt to brand people as hypocrites for not objecting to something 68 years ago.
what kind of nerd gives a shit enough about superhero movies to make such a needlessly passive aggressive tweet like this
why the fuck are there not singing cowboy movies anymore
If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?
BUENOS DIAS MARIO
HOW THE FUCK DID HE FIND THE SPECIFIC HEAT CAPACITY VALUE FOR A RAW CHICKEN
You can do similar experiments with bomb calorimetry
this is a pro-fortnite blog
op do you take constructive criticism
nope! it’s hypocritical and mean-spirited to make fun of fortnite just because it’s popular and then turn around and think about how glad we all are cringe culture is over so we can indulge in our own safely re-popularized interests!
this blog is pro-fortnite! 😊 i’m glad so many people enjoy it! it must be a good game!
the problem with fortnight is lootbox systems increase gambling behaviours in children :/
this is true! that’s a huge issue i’ve heard about before.
when i made this post i didn’t have that in mind, i was just thinking about the ways i’ve seen people crack jokes just because “lol fortnite”.
and if i may be so humble as to take a guess, many of those jokes aren’t motivated by the genuine flaws in the game, but just by the fact that it’s a popular game (particularly with kids) and so that’s where my indignation bubbled over. i hope that makes sense!
ah ok! yeah, people making fun of kids is not good, other than the lootbox feature, its ok.
totally! thank u for mentioning that, it definitely is something to keep in mind when having a conversation on the subject.
This is the most civilised post on the internet
Ive seen a lot of modern Minecraft fans say things like “I’m glad I grew up playing Minecraft and not fortnight” and it’s wild to me because it’s like they don’t remember their own interest being called cringe at every turn during the time it was as big as fortnight.
MOST.FRIENDLY.POST.EVERRR
I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…
i wish i hadnt seen these
I’m WHEEZING
that wendy’s origami from hell shit made me legit JUMP
romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading
Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point
Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days
Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits
Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin
Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic
Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs
Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world
Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”
RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo
Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it
Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon
Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do
stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling
Fucking preach.
Uwu smol baby autism: adorably awkward, huggable, acts cute when confused, has some sort of rainman talent and a perfect memory in general
Real autism: worrying about whether you’re interpreting people’s cues correctly/making your tone sound correct for the context, or whether they’re about to get wierded out and uncomfortable bc of something you said, sensory issues that drive you nuts, not being able to adapt to sudden changes in plans and freaking out, melting down or shutting down when stressed by stupid things
Reblogging for the autism part that is just too real
I would not have started using unhealthy coping mechanisms if people hadn’t romanticized them
I would not have started using unhealthy coping mechanisms if people hadn’t romanticized them
Neigh neigh motherfucker 🎃
There are only 2 genders
Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities.
someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify
Pokemon and Digimon
sun and moon
super trans and mega trans
chungo and scrungus
salt and pepper
Neither and both
Nintendogs 1 & 2
handmaiden and fuedal lord
Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
Team lads and team gents
Achievement Hunter and Funhaus
Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo
Mario and Luigi
Tom and Jerry
Ass and tiddies
Star Trek and Star Wars
Simon and garfunkel
Primmie and techie
Marina and The Diamonds
Grump and Not So Grump
Bread and butter
Ramones and Clash
Coke and Pepsi
Skype and Oovoo.
Derek and The Dominos
the proletariat and the bourgeois
feudal lords and handmaidens
Dungeons and dragons
narumitsu and narumayo
kinder and milka
benny and the jets
florence and the machine
shrek & the bee movie
Xbox and pc
Crystal Gems and Homeworld
Naruto & Sasuke
Ben & Jerry’s
Offense and Defense
Peanut butter and jelly
Coffee and tea
Owl and city
Lamb and beef
My type and not my type
Ihop and Denny’s
Mcdonalds and burger king
Coke and Pepsi
Jedi & Sith
Sharks and Jets
sans and komaeda
Joestars and Brandos
Alliance and Horde
Valor and Mystic
Dipper & Mabel
Ruby & Sapphire
nutritious & delicious
furries & scalies
Overwatch and tf2
ocean and sky
Paydays and Whatchamacallits
Fred and George
team epic and team chicken leg
Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island
ruby and sapphire
*.Flowey and Asriel.
Undertale and FNAF
Gryffindor and Slytherin
Salt and Sugar
μ’s and Aqours
Black and white
Apple and android
Mini and Wumbo
Dan and Phil
DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic
Hobo and Glunkus
Ketchup & Mayo
chocolate and vanilla
ketchup and mustard
Grandes bites à viande
Batman and robin
Marvel and DC
Markiplier and Darkiplier
humans + dancers
Trans and Turbo Trans
gamers and goths
chardelia and whizvin
Jesse and James
Buttered popcorn and not buttered popcorn
Goths and preps
people who blow and people who poke
Euphoniums and tubas
Night and day
Shirts & Skins
The flash and The Arrow
Leg and dary
Hot and hotter
Drake and Josh
Lapis and Peridot
Snails and moths
popuko and pipimi
Mechanoid and hologram
Violin and viola
Treble clef and bass clef
Pork and Beans
Butch and Sundance
google chrome and internet explorer
Starbursts and Now and Laters
Good Chocolate and Dollar Store Bullshit
Koreans and Asians
(A girl asked my bf if he was Korean or Asian and I saw this and I had to lol)
(He is Chinese btw lmao)
Angel and demon
Uchiha & Senju
Lucifer and Michael
Nickifer & Michifer
The Final Pam and Metal Husband
Yes or Yes
McDonald’s and Wendy’s
Chopsticks and Forks
Eldritch and god
I wanna know what kind of drug beauty gurus/ influencers are on to b so excited about a fucking sponge or if a highlight is good. I want that 4 my every day life. I mean I’d get slapped a lot but even that would give me extra adrenaline and I’d probably get excited about the manicure of the hand slapping me or smthng.