local forest enjoyer

im just some guy saying words

[strawberri-syrup]

HELLO

hi hello hi. im berri

if you want to know information about me you have to hunt for it. fuck you

[divorce-enjoyer]

youd think a film described as the "rom-com version of the purge" would be sexier maybe but no its just about a world where straight people can only have sex once a year. and levar burton is in it.

[divorce-enjoyer]

"it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate," well thank god for that

[divorce-enjoyer]

the SWAT team after they raid my house to arrest me for having premarital sex outside of annual Premarital Sex Day but it turns out ive just been giving my homie backshots (we're both dudes):

[fairy-type-pokemon]

assign prev one

vampire

siren

werewolf

unicorn

wizard

fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[strawberri-syrup]

the dilemma i have reached is that i am starting to run low on food. but i do not feel well enough to Go To The Store and also dont want to pay extra for delivery again.....

[strawberri-syrup]

normal people go to the grocery store at 8am

[comme-des-chatons]

"Today is August 4, 2026,” said a second voice from the kitchen ceiling, “in the city of Allendale, California.”It repeated the date three times for memory's sake.

“Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills.”

Somewhere in the walls, relays clicked, memory tapes glided under electric eyes.

“Eight-one, tick-tock, eight-one o'clock, off to school, off to work, run, run, eight-one!” But no doors slammed, no carpets took the soft tread of rubber heels. It was raining outside. The weather box on the front door sang quietly: “Rain, rain, go away; umbrellas, raincoats for today...” And the rain tapped on the empty house, echoing.

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[strawberri-syrup]

the dilemma i have reached is that i am starting to run low on food. but i do not feel well enough to Go To The Store and also dont want to pay extra for delivery again.....

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[strawberri-syrup]

these two images inspire the same response in me and that is laugh crying

[strawberri-syrup]

ill never be him

[strawberri-syrup]

ill never be him

[sanguine-scales]

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

[sanguine-scales]

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

[setulose]

I want to make it clear right now that I'm never going to laugh at Gerard or anyone else for having an uncommon/"gross" fetish. That's a beautiful truth to stand in and I'm glad they're living a life guided by the light of clarity. What IS fucking hysterical is the fact that they talked about it with diction I can best liken to Humphrey Bogart

[strawberri-syrup]

once a month i remember that jagged little pill is one of the best albums ever and then i am blasting it forever

[capacity]

You have to be willing to sit through horrible albums sometimes to look for new music and you might find it impossible but it’s what makes life worth living to me. it takes the discipline of a warrior to be a true music lover not everyone can survive it

[capacity]

That’s literally god seeping into you

[64mpg]

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[librarian-raichu]

I mean. That obviously wouldn’t work for many reasons, although I do believe if you required spelunkers to wear a suicide bomb to go caving, it would not be a major deterrent.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They'd be pissed off that the belt is too bulky and they can't squeeze through teeny tiny crevices that require you to avoid breathing until you're through or your ribs won't fit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Personally I think we should make all spelunkers wear bulky vests like those people who tie a wooden spoon to a tiny dog's back so it can't slip through the bars of a property fence. Stop 'em from getting in those positions in the first place.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fun fact on the farms I grew up on the farmers used to keep their jack russel terriers a lil bit fat. Because jack russels are rabbit/fox dogs, whose job is to go down burrows and flush out prey for the hunters to shoot, and if a tunnel is too narrow then your dog can get stuck underground somewhere in a maze of tunnels and be impossible to rescue. (They can dig pretty well but a dog is not a burrowing animal and there are limits depending on how they get stuck.) So if they're a lil bit tubby and they get stuck then after a day or so they're thinner (because there's no food or water down there) and they can pull out and come back up. I never saw a dog actually get trapped but this was the common wisdom re: why these tiny hunting dogs were all kept a little bit thick around the middle.

They also burn through energy and fat like anything so you want them to have a bit extra to spare in the best of circumstances just in case they get sick or something. Working dogs love to drastically lose weight if you look at them funny because they are small and never ever want to not be moving. But we were always told it was about being trapped underground.

[unfriendlyent]

Got to keep our spelunkers a little bit thick around the middle so if they get stuck they’ll loose weight eventually and be able to wiggle out

[cheesegoblin04]

Wasn't sure about the purple shading