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I am BEGGING you for more unhappily-married!Price and his nanny. I'M BEGGING
significantly less porn in this one. very un-fern-like, i know, but bear with me here.
(still 18+ tho, fem!reader, nanny!reader, infidelity obviously, price is a slut but it’s ok)
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neither john or his wife were home yet.
it was just you and the two kids, who were in the living room, sprawled across the couch with the television blaring. you couldn’t hear them, but every now and then, after poking your head through the door, you found their eyes glued to the silly cartoon they were watching.
you were in the kitchen making the kids their dinner. and dinner for you, and both mr. and mrs. price as well. you didn’t have to cook for them. it wasn’t actually in your job contract. but you felt it was the least you could do to help them out once they’d both returned home from work.
and when you heard the jingle of a heavy set of keys, and the clacking of metal sliding into the locking mechanism of the front door, butterflies started fluttering around in your stomach.
dear, i wouldn't bet your heart down
⋆ ˚。⋆ fem pov ୨୧˚ warnings: all sfw aside from one sentence (mdni), slight angst
wc: 798
thinking about how soon to be ex husband price always makes your tea in the morning just the way you like it.
it’s like his body is moving on autopilot and it’s not until he sets it down on your favourite coaster that he remembers you’re not here anymore. It had been a week since he'd come back from his most recent deployment to see the divorce papers had come through. he’d tucked them away in his office desk, hoping that if he could forget about them, none of this would be real.
he had promised you one more year and then he’d retire but it didn’t happen.
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“You said that last time.” you can’t help but raise your voice slightly in frustration as you walk into your shared bedroom.
“I know, sweetheart, I just–” He sighs as he leans against the doorway, one hand absentmindedly rubbing the back of his neck, “You know I don’t wanna leave the boys, they’re family.”
“And I’m your wife!” you exclaim as you quickly turn your head to look at him in exasperation, “One more year turned into two, two turned to three. You’re never gonna retire!” You say bitterly as you look at him, shaking your head.
“You knew my job when we married. Don’t you dare turn this around on me.” He says coldly as he walks over to the drawers, not even looking at you as he searches for clothes to pack.
“I know, but it’s not–” you hesitated as your words caught in your throat, “We agreed that one day you would retire and maybe we’d start a family or something- anything.” you sighed as you rubbed your temple in exhaustion.
“I knew your job and I knew I’d worry myself sick every time you were deployed but I also thought that you would retire one day, but that’s not true, is it?” you said sadly as you waited for him to look back at you.
He turned back to face you and hated the sadness that was in your eyes, the tears that threatened to spill, it hurt his chest.
“You keep lying because let’s be real, the only way you see yourself leaving that job is in a body bag and I just don’t think that’s fair to me. My heart can’t take this anymore, John.” you’d said sadly as a tear fell.
He was instantly up and pulled you into his arms as he wiped your tears, “Shh no, stop that.” he whispered softly as he held you, kissing the top of your head. "You mean everything to me, love, we'll figure something out, okay?" He spent that whole night comforting you, even though he couldn’t deny your words and he hated himself for it.
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He stares at the cup of tea on the counter long gone cold now as he thinks back to that night.
He’d thought a lot on it during his most recent deployment and when he'd returned home, he hated how empty it felt. It wasn't home anymore, it was just a quiet house. He wished to see your glowing smile when he came back, the warmth of your arms wrapped around him as you peppered kisses all over his face and using your cheesy pickup lines on him to make him laugh.
Missed listening to you sing along to music as you cooked, or when you’d wash each other’s hair in the shower, though those evenings often led to you crying out his name as you lay spread out underneath him in missionary. Waking up without you beside him was unbearable and spending the rest of the day in a quiet house was even worse, especially when everything reminded him of you.
He had previously felt as though he would be letting the guys down if he retired, that he’d be weak for getting to enjoy the rest of his life whilst other fallen comrades of his didn’t get that chance. And in the process he'd forgotten his own happiness.
He sat down in his office that evening, reaching for the divorce papers, setting them down on his desk, pen in hand. As the pen hovered above the pages, he glanced at his phone, the lock screen displaying a picture of the two of you from a date night in the early stages of your relationship.
He hesitates, exhaling a shaky breath.
He reaches for his phone, waiting for the call to go through, “Hey Laswell, it’s John.” He takes a deep breath as he looks at the papers, “This next mission– It’ll be my last and then I’m officially done. I’m retiring.” He says gladly as he opens one of the drawers and reaches for his wedding band, slipping it back on his finger with a content smile.
I'm a simon girlie in my heart, but i know on paper i'm definitely a price kinda girl
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content warnings: john price x reader, reader is a high-paid escort, sex work, smut, nude photos, mentions of various kinks and fetishes
john and laswell have long since retired from the action-packed military lifestyle they were used to. and it's years before they finally meet for a catch-up and when they finally do, they get onto the topic of stress and how laswell has seem to adapted to the laid back civilian life quite easily
"d'ya not get bored? pent up? miss the thrill of the battlefield?" john asks, nursing his pint and occasionally swilling the amber liquid around the empty space of the glass
laswell just smirks, taking a sip of her whiskey before looking back at john. "let's just say i've recently inherited a business which keeps me busy. come by sometime, i've got a way for you to releive all that pent-up energy."
thing just ain't fittin'
captain john price
cw: pwp/smut, younger!reader (legal aged), size kink, shy!reader, female reader, finger-fucking, brief oral sex (reader receiving), multiple orgasms, breeding kink
bunny: *leaves this and goes running for the hills*
This is a bit weird but hear me out. Truck driver Joel. Having to sleep in cheap motels and inside his truck. Picks up sweet, pretty hitchhiker reader, who ends up travelling the country with him and fucking in his truck, those cheap old motels, and in the middle of nowhere.
Giving joel handjobs and blowjobs while driving and joel fingering her while driving...
🫠🫠🫠
Trucker Joel. . . I love it. Sexy and fun.
@tashibum sent the middle pic one time and I love the vibe. 💛
On the first day, you're riding in silence, and he keeps looking over, checking you out. To make conversation, you ask him about his load. His neck gets pink, and he clears his throat. "my, uh--" before telling you what's in the trailer.
You get a kick out of him being flustered so later you ask him what he's gonna do with his load. When he's flustered, sometimes he adjusts his net hat (his curls stick out under it).
He's proud of his truck. It's humble but he takes good care of it. He's made the cab cozy, but you can tell he did it himself, there isn't much of an eye for design. There's definitely only one bed.
Reader auction offs her virginity because she has to pay off her student loans. Lonely Price see her on the web and decides that he doesn’t just want her virginity but all of her so he asks her to be his sugar baby. He doesn’t need her for sex but needs her for the company
yummy yummy
c/w: sugardaddy!price, talks of virginity, mutual masturbation, nude photos, nsfw content
he thinks you’re just the sweetest and he just can’t let one of these creepy old men take your virginity <3 save it for someone special. doesn’t necessarily have to be him, he’d be happy if you just sat in his lap and played with his hair
just wants a pretty thing to get him a scotch and light his cigar for him. sat comfortably in his lap at his monthly poker game with some of his old comrades. a cocky smirk on his face when they all ogle at you for the whole night <3
he’s so mean about taking your virginity, even when you beg and basically throw yourself at him he still says no. says you’re too lovely to be ruined by a bitter, old man like him :(
instead he gets you to lay in the middle of his plush bed, watching you plunge your fingers in and out of your cunt whilst he sits in the corner of the room with a cigar in one hand and his cock in the other
instructs you on how to play with yourself with the deep, baritone voice of his. tells you what a good girl you are, how sweet and kind you are to spend your time with a bad man like him :(
gives you his bank card with no shame. the type of sugar daddy who has a scheduled delivery of bouquets every week with a lovely note. always enjoys the way you thank him, sending over a picture and a note to open it when he’s alone
the camera aimed between your legs, your fingers holding one of the flowers and a clear view of your damp panties in the background :( enough to make him excuse himself to the bathroom to rub one out
not to be horny on main. this is my only account
but someone linked a corn twitter video of a guy eating a girl out saying it was Captain John Price right...
and i could see it. the hair, the face, the way he did it. but what stuck out was the wedding band on his fucking finger.
so. now i can't stop thinking about married!neighbor!price x babysitter!reader.
mildnsfw-not explicit but still mdni
Bodyguard Price who accidentally walks in on you with another man’s face between your thighs, expecting you to snap your head in his direction and curse at him to get out. Except you don’t. Your head just tilts toward him, bliss plastered over your face with a small smirk creeping across your lips. Your eyes burn into his as he begins backing away from the door, but your brows frown, almost a look of pleading —
Don’t go.
So John stays, and he’s not sure what makes him, maybe it’s the way you look, or the way you sound, or even the way you’re peering at him like he’s the one serving you pleasure. And it makes him wonder if it’s what you wanted, leaving your bedroom door slightly ajar, something that you never do whenever you have guests over, knowing that he’d call up to check on you for the final time that evening.
He scans your entire nude figure, your knees being pushed up and open, your hands gripped to your satin sheets, your hips softly grinding against the tongue of the lucky son of a bitch. A look of guilt is plastered across his face, knowing that he should quit whilst he’s ahead, and leave you to your business. But your eyes are locked to his, cementing his feet to the floor, and he does something he’ll know he’ll regret tomorrow, he leans against the frame. He makes himself comfortable, he lets you know that he wants to stay and watch.
And with just that singular action, the image of John paired with the heat that was pooling within your pussy becomes too much. Your orgasm brims, and it pours out from all angles. The eyes that were trained on your bodyguard, roll to the back of your skull, your back arching off your bed, as your knees clasp together. The symphonies that you sing are nothing short of perfection in John’s ears, all whilst he watches you fall apart infront of him.
Ecstasy, it feels like it last for hours. Your orgasm overwhelming you, and turning you into jelly, and when your vision un-blurs, you’re no longer looking towards the door, but instead your ceiling. Becoming deaf to what your hookup mutters as he peels from you, your eyes trail to the frame once again, except this time, it’s empty, and clarity hits you full force in the face.
Breakfast is going to be awkward tomorrow.
Price and his lovely caddy girl. 🏌🏻♂️
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Every time that Price has free time, he plays golf.
He picked up the sports a while back, when during rehabilitation after a special shitty injury his doctor recommended light walks.
So he started to play. Sundays in the morning until noon, then a pint, then home.
It was nothing more than doctor's orders at first.
But then he met you.
The little caddy girl with dangerously short skirts and a sharp tongue to get the juiciest tips.
GHOST TEAM PRICE 👻 | MODERN WARFARE II
unrequited love with john price (angst, smut, no happy ending, crying during sex)
john knows it’s his fault. he shouldn’t have indulged you so many times. he should have let your silly little crush fizzle out instead of nurturing the flame inside of you. turning the little flicker into a full blown blaze every time he took you to bed with him
even then, it should have ended with sex. it’s harsh but he should’ve kicked you out every time instead of letting you stay the night. he’d play with your hair and whisper sweet things to you, and let you snuggle into his chest with a content smile on your face
he knew the day would come when you would be laying in his bed and finally confess your feelings. god knows he had no plans on doing such a thing. he had just hoped it wouldn’t be so soon. he gives you a sympathetic smile as you fidget with your hands, sweet mumbles of love falling from the lips he had kissed just minutes before
“I’m so sorry, love…” he responded and you’re breath instantly hitched. humiliation burning onto your face as you look away from him, chewing on your lip to avoid bursting into tears and making this horrible situation a million times worse
and john knows he should’ve let you leave, throw on your clothes and give you space to deal with what just happened. he certainly shouldn’t have tugged you back into bed, press apologetic kisses to your face and allow his hands to roam over your naked body. soft cries leaving your throat and tears slipping down your warmed cheeks as he fucks you again, slow gentle grinds of his hips as he whispers in your ear
“you’re such a lovely girl. so sweet and kind. so many people are going to love you, princess…” his lips brush against yours, “I just can’t be one of them.”
your lip wobbles even as you cum around him, pulling your hands over your face to hide your crying. he pulls them away and kisses the salty tears away, repeating the words ‘I’m sorry’ when he finishes inside of you
sends you on your way with a kiss on your forehead, telling you to let him know when you get home safe. you don’t even look at him as you give a soft nod of your head. eyes red and raw from crying
he waits for the text before blocking your number and turning off his phone, going to bed with heavy shoulders and a guilty heart…
price patting his lap with a soft smile and quietly rumbling, “c’mere love. won’t you give me a kiss?”
or him doing that thing where he adjusts himself on the couch so he tugs you closer to him—chest to chest—so you don’t fall.
or how he maps his hands along your back, digging just enough to give gentle massages, while you nuzzle your face on the column of his neck.
or just how you feel him talking so it’s lulling you to sleep and john notices so he talks quieter, softer, until he’s got you dozing off and just before you fully slip into your slumber, you feel his lips brush against your temple.
I know this is gonna be very niche but I don’t care I need to talk about it
really into the idea of price telling me to quiet down when i’m interrupting him :( sat on the sofa next to him whilst he watches the footy with a beer in his hand, raising his arm to let you cuddle up to him
let’s out a soft grunt when you kiss at his neck, nuzzling into his warm skin and taking a deep inhale of his aftershave, “not now, love.”
you let out a quiet whine and nuzzle further into him, “I’m not doin’ anything.” you’d mumble, shifting your position so your legs are draped over his lap
“shush.” he’d say, not even looking at you and taking a sip of his beer. “the football’s on. pipe down.”
god yes pls just shush me and tell me to sit there and look pretty captain <3333
price x escort! reader who he hires so he has someone to come home to in between deployments, to help with the loneliness when he returns to civilian life. Someone to eat dinner with and look forward to when he wakes up. But he doesn't count on becoming completely obsessed with your pussy, fucking you every time you meet, confused when you dont charge him extra for all the nights you slept the night in his arms. You say that you don't charge extra for clients who fuck you so good that you cant walk straight. He still ends up insisting on tipping you an obscene amount of money for every time you come, though.
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❝𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧❞ 𝘣𝘧 𝘫𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘹 𝘨𝘧 𝘧𝘦𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ❝𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗦❞ 𝘗𝘜𝘙𝘌 𝘍𝘓𝘜𝘍𝘍, 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘛, 𝘚𝘔𝘜𝘛, 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘴, 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘷, 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘸𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺, 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘦
✎ 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵. 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘴. 𝘢𝘰3. ˑ༄
the new year brings with it not only a certain mood and memories, but also an unusually warm desire to give joy to loved ones and oneself, both in gifts and in a holiday miracle.
accordingly, tthis did not escape price, standing in the vinyl record store while he thoughtfully scratched his slightly gray beard, looking at the shelf with sealed, brand new records in front of him, one hand half in the pocket of his tight jeans, while his thumb lay flat on the rough fabric that emphasized him muscular thighs.