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EVERYBODY FUCK OFF! AND BY FUCK OFF, I MEAN FUCK RIGHT BACK OVER HERE AND SEND ME YOUR ASININE QUESTIONS!
BIRTHDAY PANCAKES.
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AFTER I GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL I WENT TO A WEDDING. IT WAS EQUALLY GOOD AND BAD TIMING TO EXPLODE.
I HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING WELL SO I'M WANDERING AROUND AND, OH LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER DEAD FUCKING END!!!
==> Karkat: Notice the painting. HUH. THAT'S WEIRD. THESE HALLWAYS ARE USUALLY EMPTY...
==> Karkat: REALLY notice the painting. You've gotten too comfortable here. You've let your guard down. It captivates you so easily.
==> What you DON'T notice is that you're moving towards it. You don't realize when you're right in front of it, or when it begins to change.
==> It calls to you. Reach for it.
==> Something grabs your hand, and it snaps you out of your strange trance. It's HUGE. You're TERRIFIED, but your mind is blank. Reflexively you try to use your pyrokinesis on it.
...The pyrokinesis that you never bothered practicing with.
FUCK!
==> Sparks begin at your hand, and then the room is filled with them. It's disorienting, but you keep it up. You need something to happen, or this THING is going to get you!
==> You focus all of your energy on your hand, and the next thing you know--
IF YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE I'VE BEEN, MY TIMELINE HAS SCP 3008, OR IN OTHER WORDS "EVIL IKEA," AND I WENT IN THINKING I WOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THE EXIT WITHIN A DAY OR TWO.
BUT AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL, I WAS SUPER FUCKING WRONG! THIS PLACE SUCKS.
I'LL PROBABLY POST AGAIN IF I MANAGE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
HAPPY PRIDE. I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE HERE.
hi karkat!!! :B woof, perhaps. bark?
~GG
HELLO. I APOLOGIZE FOR NEVER ANSWERING THIS, I LEGITIMATELY NEVER THINK TO CHECK MY INBOX ON TUMBLR... I KIND OF JUST POST MY SHIT AND LEAVE.
I'M NOT BARKING, BY THE WAY. YOU'D HAVE TO PAY ME FOR THAT KIND OF SERVICE.
I HEARD THEY'RE BRINGING BACK SCALEMATES, SO I MADE DAVE SOLICITOR CHERRYBLOOM, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE RED ONE'S CALLED.
HAPPY 413, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, HAPPY "WE GOT THE FUCK OUT" DAY!
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW MY LORE, THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL GRUB THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST! NO ONE GOT PREGNANT!!!
ALSO THE PINK THING IS OUR HOMUNCULUS NAMED CAL, WHO YOU CAN FIND ON CHITTER.
==> Spin.
hi dearest katt vanitas i love your existence its quite swagful
Thank you, I appreciate it!
==> Tonight is the pink moon. You weren't sure you'd be able to see it, but there it is. It's beautiful, but it also fills you with such a deep sadness. You hope the raccoons don't notice.
It reminds you of all the dreams you have, where you're someone else, living another life. Most of the time you aren't even human. Your therapist told you it's because your disability makes you feel alienated or something, but you think that's bullshit!
All those dreams are always so consistent, and follow such a straightforward timeline, you secretly think they're real. Past lives. Or maybe just potential ones. You used to think all those other versions of you were pathetic, and that their lives were so tragic.
When did it start being the opposite? A lot of them seem content enough. Some even managed to find something you haven't been able to. You're happy for them, even on days when you feel a little bitter.
It's nice to think that there's a version of you who fell in love and made friends despite all the bad things he experienced. It takes a lot of the pressure off. There's a chance you could still get there, eventually, but even if you don't your dreams make you feel better.
==> An ADULT HUMAN stands alone in his kitchen. He is currently drinking DECAF COFFEE, which he HATES with a burning passion, but he's still drinking it because he's trying to be a supportive--
==> WAIT, WAIT. Why is he drinking decaf again? He can't REMEMBER.
...Whatever. If he can't recall it, it probably didn't matter in the first place. Give him a NAME if you feel like it.
==> KATT VANITAS.
Strange. It doesn't sound right, but nothing else comes to mind.
==> You are KATT VANITAS, and your INTERESTS include anonymously reviewing local coffee shops and watching ROMCOMS. You used to do more, but as you've gotten older it's been more difficult to go out.
It’s only skin and bone
I FOUND THIS WHILE SPRING CLEANING THE OTHER DAY.