when ur a fuckign kity

JJBA OC RP/ask blog. Muse is a cranky old cat; expect sassing, Stand antics and horrible dad jokes ~ (bg image)

[rokushogamer-blog]

What does your muse smell like?

(( This site is hilariously bad in terms of answers, but id like to see what other people get! ))

[straycat-blue]

[bd-josephjoestar]

Who will sit with him?

[notsodaily-smolkakyoin]

Happy birthday!

Cake!

((ft @occasional-smolsuke-higashikata also))

[jojoingjoseph]

trust no one, not even yourself.

[straycat-blue]

I'm hungry but I'm about 103% sure this cake will make me throw up everywhere

I'll just sit here and drool. I guess

[straycat-blue]

>>man, school's a bitch

[straycat-blue]

"Welcome to Joma- that's a fuckin' cat, huh? Sup little cat dude, you lookin' for some fish? I ain't gonna tell anybody you're here so make whatever you take count. You can be our new fuckin' mascot for all I care."

The cat pauses, licking his lips. Mm, fish… Not had that in a while. Hard to find good fish in the bins.

He meows and looks up at the employee in front of him and then cracks the biggest, toothiest smile he can fit on his little cat face. Probably not the best way to greet a person, but it’s not like he could speak without using his Stand and getting thrown out of the shop before he could eat…

>>…and i will send a picture of this horrendous grin in another post cause apparently i can’t add images to this one (???)

[heartbreak-records]

He moves in front of the censor enough to open the inside doors for the cat. “Go on little dude, get your fish on. I believe in you. Just watch out for the freezer aisle alright? Weird shit goes on over there and it’s pretty fuckin cold. Fish is like aisle 7 or something, over there.” He points to a section of the store, smiling back at the little cat dude.

[straycat-blue]

Blue totters into the supermarket, winking at the one who let him in and turning the direction he was pointed. He couldn't read much, but he knew just enough about numbers to find aisle 7 or the entrance if he got lost. Just.

I can't do anything too sketchy till I feed myself, the cat thinks. Once I'm fed, it doesn't matter if I get thrown out. At least, not today.

He continues on towards the fish, pondering the other info the guy gave him. "Weird shit", he'd said. Sounds like good crack... Gotta eat first though, you filthy animal.

[straycat-blue]

polite cat 2: electric boogaloo

[straycat-blue]

"Welcome to Joma- that's a fuckin' cat, huh? Sup little cat dude, you lookin' for some fish? I ain't gonna tell anybody you're here so make whatever you take count. You can be our new fuckin' mascot for all I care."

The cat pauses, licking his lips. Mm, fish... Not had that in a while. Hard to find good fish in the bins.He meows and looks up at the employee in front of him and then cracks the biggest, toothiest smile he can fit on his little cat face. Probably not the best way to greet a person, but it's not like he could speak without using his Stand and getting thrown out of the shop before he could eat...>>...and i will send a picture of this horrendous grin in another post cause apparently i can't add images to this one (???)

[straycat-blue]

Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster

Jomart Event: start

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[straycat-blue]

Do you spend most of your time stalking prey?

Blue pensively licks his paw, and touches around the scarred side of his face with it."I can't do a lot of hunting anymore, actually," he admits through his Stand. "Losing an eye left me with impaired depth perception; it's not completely gone but it's difficult to hunt. Especially at my age."He makes an undignified huffing noise and brings his paw down again. "I mostly have to steal scraps from bins and people's gardens," he continues, a mischievous glint appearing in his remaining eye. "Although, I send Friik into shops to grab decent food sometimes, if I want a treat. They'd chase me out with a broom if I went in myself!">>yo wtf why can't i tag this>>tumblr blease this is homophobia

[badlydrawncherryboy-deactivated]

I drew kakyoin and shrek for a theater project and im not sorry ((please forgive me))

((god may forgive you. I won’t))

[zuzumi-uwu]

((Mary please))

[badlydrawncherryboy-deactivated]

((the damage is done… and it’s a lot of it))

[zuzumi-uwu]

((🅱️lease ill abandon shrek just forgive me))

[star-anon-fire]

Zu I’ll adopt you if Mary won’t forgive

[badlydrawncherryboy-deactivated]

((you’ll have to ask Kak first))

[straycat-blue]

>>This is a Shrek Free Cat Blog(tm) if Kakyoin needs a replacement cat

[straycat-blue]

>> If anyone's tried to send me asks, tumblr's eaten every last one for some bizarre reason. The inbox has been barren since i made this blog ffffff

[straycat-blue]

It's late in the evening, and a scruffy blue cat sits on a wall in front of you. He looks at you with a singular, piercing eye the colour of the ocean, his other eye split vertically by a terrible scar. He seems to have a lopsided grin on his face- is he pulling that face himself or is it just his scars? you wonder as he swishes his tail in boredom, his exposed tooth glinting in the light from the street.

You notice that he has a strange aura about him, and, as if he could read your mind, he flicks his good ear and a strange, green creature appears from thin air on the wall next to him, liquid dripping from its mouth. A Stand. The Stand raises its head and shifts on its awkwardly long feet, blinking? winking? its one red eye. After a few seconds it makes an affirmative clicking noise in its mouth, and words which are not your own begin to form in your head...

Well, human? What are you staring at me for, hmm?