Worms are bi-sexual. Everybody knows that.

KNIGHT. ADULT. IT/ITS 🔞 BLUESKY(NSFW)

[yamada-ryo]

[strayknight]

i always wanted to try this

[strayknight]

wow he sploded into bloods n such

[strayknight]

i always wanted to try this

[strayknight]

Only cars will get this treatment? I want my bike to choose me too

i dont know how normal bikes would behave in this reality, i would think that any vehicle with an engine would have this nature but i dont know how things like bicycles and skateboards and scooters would act

[strayknight]

i think cars should be alive like animals and they should choose their companion instead of the other way around. and it should be a matter of mutual respect and trust as you will trust that the big heavy metal beast will not kill you and the car trusts that you will guide it safely. it should be like how to train your dragon or something. i think this will solve the issue of careless SUV drivers.

[strayknight]

"oh what if i get choosen by a stupid ugly car when i wanted something cool" there are hundreds of childrens coming of age movies about being assigned a role or a something and the protagonist hating it until they go on an adventure and learn to appreciate that which they have. it happened to tinkerbell and its going to happen to you when you go on your epic emotional adventure with your fiat multipla.

[strayknight]

on the eve of gaining your licence your car will find you. we dont know how they can sense this but they do. it doesnt matter if you get your licence at 17 or 57 your carpanion (car companion) will find you and you must accept them as you are now intrinsically connected to one another and gain a full in-depth understanding of the vehicle. the car will sometimes reflect your own traits. sometimes it will contrast them. but either way you work together as one. its like the average horse girl fantasy but translated to horsepower.

[spitefulmercy]

What if your carpanion is like a twongi but you're american, how would your twongi find you

[strayknight]

well you see a twongi is capable of many things as they are known for operating under toon logic where they can do anything as long as its funny. so if you live in a state near a coastline the twimgi will appear outside your door covered in water and seaweed and a starfish and if you live inland a large crate with "ORIGIN: FRANCE" stamped on it will be sitting outside and after you open it a comically large amount of baguettes will spill out and once you you processed the situation you will turn around to see that the twingo is just standing there watching you with this expression

[strayknight]

analog horror puppet

[strayknight]

okay i lied

its mazda miata again

[strayknight]

analog horror puppet

[strayknight]

i think cars should be alive like animals and they should choose their companion instead of the other way around. and it should be a matter of mutual respect and trust as you will trust that the big heavy metal beast will not kill you and the car trusts that you will guide it safely. it should be like how to train your dragon or something. i think this will solve the issue of careless SUV drivers.

[strayknight]

"oh what if i get choosen by a stupid ugly car when i wanted something cool" there are hundreds of childrens coming of age movies about being assigned a role or a something and the protagonist hating it until they go on an adventure and learn to appreciate that which they have. it happened to tinkerbell and its going to happen to you when you go on your epic emotional adventure with your fiat multipla.

[strayknight]

on the eve of gaining your licence your car will find you. we dont know how they can sense this but they do. it doesnt matter if you get your licence at 17 or 57 your carpanion (car companion) will find you and you must accept them as you are now intrinsically connected to one another and gain a full in-depth understanding of the vehicle. the car will sometimes reflect your own traits. sometimes it will contrast them. but either way you work together as one. its like the average horse girl fantasy but translated to horsepower.

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[strayknight]

i think cars should be alive like animals and they should choose their companion instead of the other way around. and it should be a matter of mutual respect and trust as you will trust that the big heavy metal beast will not kill you and the car trusts that you will guide it safely. it should be like how to train your dragon or something. i think this will solve the issue of careless SUV drivers.

[strayknight]

"oh what if i get choosen by a stupid ugly car when i wanted something cool" there are hundreds of childrens coming of age movies about being assigned a role or a something and the protagonist hating it until they go on an adventure and learn to appreciate that which they have. it happened to tinkerbell and its going to happen to you when you go on your epic emotional adventure with your fiat multipla.

[strayknight]

i think cars should be alive like animals and they should choose their companion instead of the other way around. and it should be a matter of mutual respect and trust as you will trust that the big heavy metal beast will not kill you and the car trusts that you will guide it safely. it should be like how to train your dragon or something. i think this will solve the issue of careless SUV drivers.

[strayknight]

thursday is like the second tuesday

[strayknight]

everyone shut the fuck up i just saw a mazda miata na i have never seen one of these in person despite them being my favorite car oh my god

[strayknight]

i could not even articulate myself in its presence i just pointed at it and squeaked "MIAT."

[strayknight]

you would not be able to articulate yourself upon seeing her too. for you see she is very cutes

[strayknight]

everyone shut the fuck up i just saw a mazda miata na i have never seen one of these in person despite them being my favorite car oh my god

[strayknight]

i could not even articulate myself in its presence i just pointed at it and squeaked "MIAT."

[strayknight]

everyone shut the fuck up i just saw a mazda miata na i have never seen one of these in person despite them being my favorite car oh my god

[copepods]

apprentice(s)

[crazycometspecular]

*well, there is a man here