Worms are bi-sexual. Everybody knows that.

KNIGHT. ADULT. IT/ITS 🔞 BLUESKY(NSFW)

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[strayknight]

the among us show was genuinely a really fun watch. it has a lot of fun visual gags like theres one scene where a character is very disorientated stumbling around and to show this they switch to a first person pov of the among us vr game. the intro changes every time a character dies to show their corpse. it doesnt really hold back on the gore which really caught me off guard. it was very enjoyable and its just over 2 hours to watch the whole thing. i really hope they make more at some point. no notes i thought it was fucking great

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[strayknight]

this bit in the amongus show where brown is replaced by a live action actor in a costume is killing me

[strayknight]

im going to cry... they are baby miatas...

[strayknight]

when you anthropomorphize machines like cars in your mind and see them as little animals that love to run you already see the miata as the cutest little thing ever. seeing a baby miata is making me burst into tears.. a litter of baby miots...

[strayknight]

im going to cry... they are baby miatas...

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came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[strayknight]

i’m sorry you’re going through that with your ex, i went through something similar (though less intense) in high school so i know how shit it feels just worrying about what she’ll do next. i’d suggest blocking her number/account entirely if you can, and ignoring (and blocking again) if she texts from a new one.

genuinely this is the type of shit people do when theyre 17 not late 20s/early 30s. ive blocked her again but i know shes going to try contact me again. i just told her to move on for her own sake and blocked her. ik i shouldnt have sent anything but it was a panic situation

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[strayknight]

have you considered a restraining order against her?

i dont think sending texts is enough to get a restraining order, she doesnt know where i live or work and hasnt confronted me in person so i dont think its enough to have it taken seriously

[strayknight]

genuinely what do i do here. im so tired of people threatening to kill themselves and needing me to be what brings them back from the brink. this girl doesnt even know me but now i have to be responsible for her

[strayknight]

thanks everyone for sending advice and reassurances btw. that was a very rough night. it was an empty threat just to get me to respond to her like a lot of you assumed it would be. it was just very stressful for me

[strayknight]

i really need my ex to fuck off and move on with her life because im just extremely uncomfortable at this point and am afraid shes going to try find me or something. shes texting me with this sort of distressed concern for my wellbeing trying to make sure im alright. i dated her for a month a year ago. she wont go away.

[strayknight]

great now shes trying to get in contact with me via whatsapp. cannot stress that this relationship from the moment i first met her to the breakup was about 6 weeks. she wont take the hint and leave me alone.

[strayknight]

she is now implying that shes going to kill herself and is reaching out to me "one last time"

im so tired of this. we knew each other for the briefest moment in time and you never treated me as anything but a novelty that you could fuck. you were not good to me. you even hit me. why do you have to make this my responsibility

[strayknight]

shes fine. sent me a sorry i just wanted to talk to you again text. im so tired of this woman tormenting me. im not a person to her just some idealized version of myself that exists in her mind and because of this she wont move on. she wont leave me alone.

[strayknight]

Hi! If she kills herself it is not your fault, it is her choice alone. Please don't allow yourself to be manipulated :(

like she has friends she has people in her life who arent me she just refuses to move forward and has put so much stock in me reconnecting with her that she wants me to save her from herself. i dont know this girl and her life. i was only in it for 2 months. i hate this

[strayknight]

genuinely what do i do here. im so tired of people threatening to kill themselves and needing me to be what brings them back from the brink. this girl doesnt even know me but now i have to be responsible for her

[strayknight]

i really need my ex to fuck off and move on with her life because im just extremely uncomfortable at this point and am afraid shes going to try find me or something. shes texting me with this sort of distressed concern for my wellbeing trying to make sure im alright. i dated her for a month a year ago. she wont go away.

[strayknight]

great now shes trying to get in contact with me via whatsapp. cannot stress that this relationship from the moment i first met her to the breakup was about 6 weeks. she wont take the hint and leave me alone.

[strayknight]

she is now implying that shes going to kill herself and is reaching out to me "one last time"

im so tired of this. we knew each other for the briefest moment in time and you never treated me as anything but a novelty that you could fuck. you were not good to me. you even hit me. why do you have to make this my responsibility

[strayknight]

god i hate dating apps i feel like a stupid bird trying to attract a mate with my stupid feathers and my stupid little dances. id probably have a ridiculous common name too. it would be like the northern tufted fagtail or something.

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