Story Ideas

Random things I see, hear, and think of, but don't know how to put into stories. Please give credit if you use any of these in your own works. Tag #strayplots | Twitter | Facebook

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Dialogue Prompt 397

"He's the dirty unhooker, I'm the dirty hooker."

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Dialogue Prompt 396

"I'm gonna turn my dad into a drag queen when he gets back."

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Dialogue Prompt 395

"You can't just pull the balls off an emu."

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Dialogue Prompt 394

"You're all bones, my guy."

"You're not even skin!"

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Dialogue Prompt 393

"I need a pen so I can gamble."

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Dialogue Prompt 392

"Try saying that without being an idiot."

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Dialogue Prompt 391

(about ways to solve a Rubiks Cube)

"Because it's useless information, spread by communists."

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Dialogue Prompt 390

*sound of things hitting the floor*

*soft, high-pitched voice* "My stuff!"

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Dialogue Prompt 389

"Being dumb is free!"

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Dialogue Prompt 388

"If Elon Musk made a puzzle house, I think I'd like him more."

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Dialogue Prompt 387

"Ferrets are like the mozzarella cheese of rodents."

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Dialogue Prompt 386

"Ooh, can I ask a question?"

"No."

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Dialogue Prompt 385

"Not limes, lines."

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Dialogue Prompt 384

"What? I beg your finest pardon?"

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Dialogue Prompt 383

"Congrats, you're a nerd."

"...metal." (smiles)

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Dialogue Prompt 382

"Respectfully, your mother."

"I'm gonna one-up that - disrespectfully, your mother."

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Dialogue Prompt 381

"What's eighteen?"

"Her boob size."