Idiotic Thoughts

An idiot and his random thoughts

[strayseeker]

I logged into tumblr after a loooong time and my god was i a cringy child

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Luigi: Mamma Mia Mario they hit the Pentagon

[i-am-a-fish]

transgender beam

[i-am-a-fish]

gay lightning

[strayseeker]

Lesbian Cyclone

[strayseeker]

I need help with this cuz I can’t think of a single movie in which the divorced parents don’t end up together again in the end other than Ms. Doubtfire. Like they make it seem like divorce is the worst, but sometimes it’s the best option for the parents and for the kids.

[strayseeker]

Oh shit I almost forgot about the evil stepmother trope like that is so widespread and in many popular movies I’m sure it has a negative effect on kids with stepmothers. Please let both of them die

[strayseeker]

I need help with this cuz I can’t think of a single movie in which the divorced parents don’t end up together again in the end other than Ms. Doubtfire. Like they make it seem like divorce is the worst, but sometimes it’s the best option for the parents and for the kids.

[thedankmemes]

[strayseeker]

This was my favourite episode about Lisa and Marge’s relationship

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I’m so fucking tired of Sex bot messages

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I accidentally played Paint the Town Red during the MUN

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I then clicked the power button and threw it into the desk

[strayseeker]

I accidentally played Paint the Town Red during the MUN

[catchymemes]

[strayseeker]

There is no way she’s six unless she’s Edgar Allan Poe’s reincarnation

[girl4music]

Believe it or not, I’ve known children even younger that say wild wise shit like this. And they look at you right after as if they haven’t said something profound. As if they expect everyone to think and talk that way.

As if it’s just normal and common discourse.

It isn’t. Nobody’s wiser than a baby. They shit on the floor and draw on the walls but they’re happy about it.

That’s wisdom. And authenticity.

[strayseeker]

Maybe poets and philosophers possess them for a few seconds just for shits and giggles

[strayseeker]

Also baby don’t hurt me

Don’t hurt me

No more

[catchymemes]

[strayseeker]

There is no way she’s six unless she’s Edgar Allan Poe’s reincarnation

[girl4music]

Believe it or not, I’ve known children even younger that say wild wise shit like this. And they look at you right after as if they haven’t said something profound. As if they expect everyone to think and talk that way.

As if it’s just normal and common discourse.

It isn’t. Nobody’s wiser than a baby. They shit on the floor and draw on the walls but they’re happy about it.

That’s wisdom. And authenticity.

[strayseeker]

Maybe poets and philosophers possess them for a few seconds just for shits and giggles

[strayseeker]

I’m at an MUN rn and it is really awkward,fun, and scary

[catchymemes]

[strayseeker]

Omg omg so smol

[whitepeopletwitter]

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

I'd like to propose an addition:

[strayseeker]

And it’s such a special scene when they show their eyes

[strayseeker]

I have an addiction guys it is destroying my finances

Oh what I’m addicted to….MUNs

[strayseeker]

I’ve gotten like 5 messages from Sex bots and all of them had the same message just with the name changed

[catchymemes]

[strayseeker]

Oh the innocence