Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville

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Streamdust Crusaders

We figured we'd make a seperate blog for this au, since neither I or josukefan69 post original content on either of our tumblrs, so here it is.

The lowest stakes jjba au imaginable:

Joseph Joestar, in his infinite wisdom, has begun uploading youtube videos to the official speedwagon foundation youtube channel after changing the password and locking them out.

Now a famous youtuber, Joseph Joestar takes the internet by storm, creating ridiculous video after ridiculous video- dragging as many people down with him as he can.

And yes, stands are still real, DIO is still a vampire and still out for Joestar blood- or erm, reputation?

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Inspired by true events…

Art by mod wizard

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does suzie q have a canonical maiden name other than just q?

I mean in actual canon it’s Quattro but listen… in streamdust she and Joseph absolutely met as weird backpacking hippies in Italy in the late 60’s, and I feel like in the true spirit of first wave feminism Suzie refuses to change her name to Joestar when they get married, and instead makes her legal name Suzie Q because it’s her fun party nickname and she does what she wants.

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More Polnareff moments, bc they happen far too often

- “I had a wonderful dream - I had four croissants. Someone died, but mostly I had four croissants. Why did you wake me up, I was about to eat my fifth?”

- Eating pain au chocolate, chocolate drips down into booba

- Do you ever piss yourself, but emotionally?

- Kakyoin laying in bed playing video games, polnareff comes in from work and lies on him like a starfish

- ‘Oo my toast!’ runs (gayly) to the toaster and pops it. ‘ITS BUUUURNT’ 😭

- I hate when a mother fucker Lingers.

- It’s giving crossant realness…

- Being both pantsed and wedgied at the same time

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- “He only wears a cloth around his penis” “who?” “Tartan” “who???” “Tartan!”

- Repeatedly shoving kinder egg capsules into his mouth, only to choke on them and do it again.

- Holds a baguette (accidentally) in place of penis. immediately gobbles it down

- “If I apply for a job right, and in the interview I speak only in the Brooklyn accent, there’s no way they’ll think it’s fake”

- Dresses up to go and study, justifies it with “if I can look smart, I can be smart”. Turns around to reveal he’s wearing his shirt inside out.

- Filling cargo pants pockets so full of glass bottles of Starbucks coffee that he clinks as he walks

- Putting his phone down on the side of the full bathtub while he shits, knowing full well it could fall in but believing in his luck that won’t

- Forgets to take his adhd medication and spends an hour dancing to the chainsmoker’s closer at kakyoin

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Yet more Polnareff moments

- Fully believes kakyoin when he starts posting fake bank statements on Instagram as part of his #sigma male grind set

-kakyoin:“my lipstick is scented - I think it’s flavoured”

Polnareff: *brushes the lipstick off the lip with a finger, licks it* “it’s not” (entirely platonic)

- “do not make the sound of the rat at me when i am in the bathroom”

- buys the red eyes dark dragoon instead of the red eyes black dragon yugioh card

- ‘We’re best friends!’ ‘you’re not my best friend’ ‘but you tucked me in last night’

- “I can’t help having such long womanly legs - it’s the cross I have to bear 😔”

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One of DIO’s more … ill advised money making schemes from the 90’s. Look out for this tape later on…

Og illustration (without all the grain)

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‼️!! IMPORTANT !!‼️

In light of the stone ocean anime and the increase of Dio/Pucci shipping, we both feel it’s necessary to let everyone know that:

We don’t believe that DIO and Pucci’s relationship, in any universe, regardless of age, could possibly be healthy or non-toxic. However streamdust crusaders is a universe where the only narrative rule is that: the funniest things that could happen, will happen.

We want to specify that in our interpretation of DIO and Pucci, they are both consenting adults and their relationship is still deeply unhealthy. Mostly because no relationship with DIO could ever be healthy. Also streamdust DIO isnt DIO prime (if you need any clarification for this drop us an ask or check DIO’s character introduction post).

Depiction does not mean glorification.

We absolutely do not endorse the shipping of DIO and Pucci’s canonical storyline. Pucci was 16 when he met DIO. this blog is in part ran by a minor (who is writing this post), please take that into context while reading this.

- Mod Josukefan69

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Not only did DIO invent the sexy calendar, he also creates one every year of his current sexual partners. Every year Pucci refuses to attend the photo shoots, so he makes do.

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Pucci abstains from sex during lent and advent.

And every single year, DIO tries his hardest to get him to cave in. And every single year he’s failed so far.

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Dio, meeting Avdol at a con or something: Where's that man you keep around?

Avdol, tired of this already: You mean my husband?

Dio: ...divorce is expensive, you know

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Finally got around to illustrating this

Art by mod wizard

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“Is this still ironic? Because it feels like we’re just dressed as Harley Quinn and the Joker seriously now.”

“I don’t know anymore.”

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Happy Halloween (or as close as we’re going to get this year) - this is probably the last in this Halloween costume series either of us will have the time to do, so have fun :)

Lineart by mod josukefan69, colours by mod wizard

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More Polnareff moments, bc they happen far too often

- “I had a wonderful dream - I had four croissants. Someone died, but mostly I had four croissants. Why did you wake me up, I was about to eat my fifth?”

- Eating pain au chocolate, chocolate drips down into booba

- Do you ever piss yourself, but emotionally?

- Kakyoin laying in bed playing video games, polnareff comes in from work and lies on him like a starfish

- ‘Oo my toast!’ runs (gayly) to the toaster and pops it. ‘ITS BUUUURNT’ 😭

- I hate when a mother fucker Lingers.

- It’s giving crossant realness…

- Being both pantsed and wedgied at the same time

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More Polnareff moments, bc they happen far too often

- “I had a wonderful dream - I had four croissants. Someone died, but mostly I had four croissants. Why did you wake me up, I was about to eat my fifth?”

- Eating pain au chocolate, chocolate drips down into booba

- Do you ever piss yourself, but emotionally?

- Kakyoin laying in bed playing video games, polnareff comes in from work and lies on him like a starfish

- ‘Oo my toast!’ runs (gayly) to the toaster and pops it. ‘ITS BUUUURNT’ 😭

- I hate when a mother fucker Lingers.

- It’s giving crossant realness…

- Being both pantsed and wedgied at the same time

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For Polnareff and Avdol’s wedding, they invite all of their closest friends to a costume party at a fancy venue, a week before the date on their wedding invitations. It’s actually their wedding, and their wedding photos are incredible.

Costumes left to right: tequila Joseph (no one knows what he’s actually dressed as, but he does this every costume party and people have questions), suzie q as Lady Dianna, kakyoin and jotaro as ‘the matrix’

Art by mod wizard

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Joseph Joestar is objectively a bad content creator…but it seems to be working?…maybe some art will come from this…lol - Josukefan69

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I’ve been collecting things mod Josukefan69 and I have done that have “Polnareff Energy” - here’s an excerpt

- finds an extra piece of chorizo in the pack “god has been kind to me”

- Crawling on your hands and knees on the floor to pick up and eat the cereal you dropped

- Drunk sad singing margaritaville

- Losing the fingers in mouth game (vomit edition)

- Comes back from the bathroom with his shirt inside out, why? I needed to shit

- Another way to make your hand jobs unforgettable? Glue!

- “It’s the jouie de vive of being a little coquettish” - me about bending over and showing your ass

There’s more- lots more, We may post them if this post is well received lmao