Totally Happened at Some Point

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Claire: alkdfljsdhjghgls

Cas: What is that?

Claire: It’s a keyboard smash.

Cas: How do I do it?

Claire: Just press anything.

Cas: 7

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Jack: *flapping his sleeves idly*

Dean: What’re you doing?

Jack: *softly* Bein’ cute

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Charlie, knocking on Dean’s door: Y’all fuckin?

Cas: Yeah.

Dean, wrapped in a blanket burrito on top of Cas: Fuckin sad.

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Dean: “Go hang a salami” backwards is “I’m a lasagna hog” and that pleases me.

Sam: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

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Dean: Why is it always “dance with death”?

Dean: Why not “take a watercolor class with death”, or maybe “go to brunch and gossip over mimosas with death.”

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Chuck: So, what are your goals?

Gabriel: I’ve been banned from every major city’s public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.

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Cas: May I sit there?

Dean: That’s my lap.

Cas: That doesn’t answer my question, Dean.

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Kaia: Last week Claire was supposed to buy milk, but instead came back with novelty cookie cutters.

Kaia: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Kaia:

Kaia: I love her.

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Jody: I think you’re still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Claire: All I drank was Redbull!

Jody: How many?

Claire: Eighteen.

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Dean: I met a dumbass today, and it was AWFUL.

Gabriel: You looked in the mirror?

Dean:

Dean: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

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Sam: You were hurt, do you remember?

Cas: Just the ambulance ride.

Jack: We didn’t take an ambulance. Sam took us there in the Impala.

Cas: But I heard a siren?

Sam: That was Dean.

Dean: Sorry, I was nervous.

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Henriksen: Don’t touch anything.

Dean: Yes, sir.

Henriksen: Don’t call me sir.

Dean: Yes, ma’am.

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Dean: Man, I’m still tired from all that crossfit this morning.

Sam: It’s pronounced ‘croissant’ and you ate four of them.

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Lucifer: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Sam: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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Cas: How long are you gonna be mad at me?

Dean: 

Dean: Ten minutes.

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Jack: You call it a near death experience…

Claire: We call it a vibe check from God.

Cas: *eye twitches*

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Kaia: So what are all of your skills?

Alex: I can kill anyone.

Claire: I’m a master marksman.

Patience: I make good life decisions.

Kaia: That’s not really-

Alex: No, trust us. She’s our most important member.