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wurstcunt

I have had this qued for a year.

hec-chan

ITS MIDNIGHT SO IM STARTING THIS SHIT NOW

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meiamandrew

The new republican healthcare bill

wheatlev

Horton hears somebody he used to know

not-a-comedian

do you ever regret drawing something

fassyy-blog

wheatlev

Horton hears somebody he used to know

not-a-comedian

do you ever regret drawing something

amusingphotos

colourofoctober

when you’re getting along with someone new and think you could become friends but they then use the word “gay” as a synonym for “stupid” or “idiotic”

makemelaughblog

de-pressedflower

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this

drednaughtislands

For anyone who likes How To Train Your Dragon

So I made this a long time ago believe it or not and originally I meant for Dreamworks to see this but I forgot all about it. Anyway this is a little something I wrote up while thinking about httyd. More importantly I dedicate this to an old friend that I don’t get to see anymore. Love it or hate it. Here goes:

Many months have passed since the passing of Stoick the Vast and the Defeat of Drago Bloodfist. All seems right and well, but inside Hiccup feels distraught. Not only is he still taking in the responsibility of leading an entire village, but he also misses his father greatly. He puts on a smile, but no one can see through it. That is, no one except Toothless. One day while out exploring, Hiccup and Toothless uncover a mysterious book telling the story of an ancient and mystic dragon said to have the power to grant wishes. It only appears once every 2,000 years and it’s next appearance is coming up soon. Hiccup plans to find the dragon and use its power to revive Stoick the Vast. Unbeknownst to Hiccup, Drago Bloodfist survived their encounter and also knows the story of the wishing dragon. Drago plans to use the dragon’s power to revive the other Alpha that was killed in the fight with Valka. Not only does he want two Alphas under his control so he can possess other dragons, he also plans on using their combined powers to awaken the all powerful OMEGA DRAGON. A beast of massive size and even greater power, the Omega Dragon can cause quakes of any magnitude, breath the hottest of magma, and even create landforms straight from the ground at will! It was even said to have once created an entire continent. Drago also secretly plans to capture the wishing dragon and repeatedly use its powers even though such use may kill it. If Drago manages to control both Alphas, the Omega Dragon, and have the mystic wishing dragon’s power at his will…. Is there any hope for the world?

throneofyord

caffeinekind-deactivated2014091

there are so many colors that start with b

black

brown

blue

bronze

byellow

bpurple

bread

officialunitedstates

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

dat-soldier

cozza-frenzy

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

xxxtictacion

The origins of the mission status: sick image

backiesand8

oops-ohdear

delaglace: #ovi kneeling for nicky is what i like best about them tbh#because ovi is such a superstar and an absolute force on the ice#and yet he’s always looking to nicky for the passes because nicky is the one who sees the ice and dictates the plays#and it reminds me of that quote about nicky on how he always seems like hes playing chess when everyone else is playing checkers#and i just really dig the idea of nicky being the king#and ovi being the knight he commands to fight for him