Spacing Out

Sarah, 21, PNW. Here to laugh and complain. Hope it tickles your fancy.

[homophobic-sasuke-deactivated20]

john mulaney was in the fuckign “like a boss” music video this knowledge is rocking me 2 my very core

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[malamente1992]

[idrathergoforgirls]

x

[wiionme]

[artesbw]

Mordor 

ig @otokovieski

[paprika]

sometimes, im that friend lol

[britneyspears]

Hello, Tumblr peeps! I’m here!! Ask away…  

[jncoes]

i would take a bullet for you britney

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

sometimes? i just be holding my titty

[stressedouthippie]

Things consumed today: 2 coffees, cajun tots, one pint of beer

Me: why does my stomach always hurt this is bullsh

[awed-frog]

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

[thepioden]

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

[hannahscribbles]

well that’s fairly accurate

[topherchris]

[tvandfilm]

[5funerals]

Reblog this with a celebrity that you share a birthday with in the tags

[setheverman]

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this is the best video i’ve seen all month

[scummgirl]