Stressikaa

PSU|| You’re my dad Boogie woogie woogie|| NJ

[make--it--gayer]

[catchymemes]

[baldyxavier-deactivated20200514]

you: april fools

me, an intellectual who is still living in 2014: mishapocalypse

[stressikaa]

Be prepared.

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[afronerdism]

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

[slinkanora]

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

[animalcrossingmemes]

IM SO EXCITED FOR 3/20/2020

[c-bassmeow]

Kindergarten teacher: what comes after a complete sentence?

Me:

[ji-uum-deactivated20170829]

[surprisebitch]

wlw/mlm solidarity

[mens-rights-activia]

Me and the girls during quarantine, high on FaceTime, watching YouTube drama channels, and gossiping about celebrities

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unclefather]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[politijohn]

[dad4god]

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

[seelcudoom]

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

[inadvisablyappliedmagic]

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

[eroticcannibal]

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

[snommelp]

Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

[kamchatka2054]

And one that abstained!

[fren-in-jesus]

Chad UN abstention

[kamchatka2054]

no that was an absence, it was israel who abstained

[gahdamnpunk]

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[filmgifs]

Toy Story (1995) dir. John Lasseter