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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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NASA
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izzy's playlists!
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Stranger Things
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shark vs the universe
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@stressineer
brazilians, imagine youāre a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?
Warframe be fucking up my sleep schedule so bad I woke up at like 5pm today
šµHere comes the content! Pablo made us our favorite, open wiiiide. Here comes the content! It's a beautiful day to grind insiiiiide!šµ
Itās SO obvious that some of yāall are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.
okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.
Now I know you aināt talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.
no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.
I just think itās funny you think anything that isnāt dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who canāt get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isnāt the third century and ppl would visit your sad lilā wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you aināt talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?
you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT
Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.
And Iām supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches yāallās plastic fashion taste and yāallās plastic ass spells.
Yours truly, the wizard frog
DO NOT INTERRUPT US
You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one š¤
FYM?
That's just a purple traffic cone
Ain't got no class
No drip
Just goofy-
FYM?
GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals
Still look goofy in that GUCCI
Hmmm, yes counterpoint:
DIE
"you look tired" thanks I am
AaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHH IT SUCKS HAVING GOOD DREAMS BUT NOT WRITING THEM DOWN FAST ENOUGH IN THE MORNING.
vomits
me: āsorry ): canāt come!! got so much to do at homeā
me as soon as im home:
i like when mary and armando act silly too
āget a jobā nope im splashing in da pool
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meet me under the pier we are going beast mode
I love the idea of Rocky extending Graceās lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him
I love dandelions!
*puts a dandelion in your hair*
Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
Reblog to cast healing for your homies.
divert all power to the funk engine
