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im tiana & im lonely l o l

[pickypicnic]

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

[cineraria]

[knitmeapony]

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

[kissnecks]

yes

[southern-sunshine]

I would workout so hard to this

[trynsave]

[cooledcappuccino]

[notpornstars]

[stefanigaganotta-deactivated202]

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

[asapglocky-blog]

jesus fucking christ

[poochcrew]

[falloutbongarchive-blog]

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

[ipartylikeapornstar]

[asapglocky-blog]

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 

[asapglocky-blog]

someone be my friend

[johnnysampson]

[asapglocky-blog]

parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk

me: what do you wanna know

[neptune41]

[femalesbelike-blog]

i made it so whenever my mom tries to say okay it changes

[iraffiruse]