no crying in base ball. @strider3 - Tumblr Blog

i only come on here to look at base ball card vandals. which is fine, too, because none of y’all are posting, apparently.

#thought my dash was unsorted again but there's just fuck all going on.

baseballcardvandals

I guess.

Own this BCV Original.

I know it’s disgusting.

Own this BCV Original.

vashthestampede-deactivated2020

Breastfeeding in public is fine. Who doesnt get the desire to suck on a mans fat tits when he walks with his shirt off in public am I right ladies & gays. Am I right catholic church?

#.

what.

scrungodungus

tells me to prep myself for when he barges in.

#nsfw implied -#i put up with this every day irl.#and then i come online.#and i put up with it here too.#k anyway. bbl i guess.

come back to me when you break your own jaw.

@crowteeth420 replied to your post: @crowteeth420 replied to your post: ...

well YEAH but dont you have fake teeth come back to me when you take your own wisdom teeth out

i took out two of my own wisdom teeth, and i have fake teeth because i lost three to a robot i made, so i kind of also took those out.

#crowteeth420

a good thing to do when getting into a fight is to start by reaching into your mouth, taking out your row of fake teeth, and slamming them on the ground.

#and then later you have to pick them back up and brush them down gently.

@crowteeth420 replied to your post: *skittering to a halt, panting.* are we talking...

talking about taking my own teeth out catch up bro

i can do that too, you’re not special.

#crowteeth420

*skittering to a halt, panting.* are we talking about losing teeth and putting things in our mouths?

dave is one of the very few people who can even see my heart clones, so i have to make the most of them when he’s around.

#and even he can often only see them as like. apparitions so sometimes john 3 has to yell.#but it's fine it's comedy.

i need this piss outta my house by toosday.