[insert cool reference here]

Ives / 24 Did tumblr make the description font smaller girl send help

[foxydunsparce]

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[hyenaswine]

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[lakevida]

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

[butchniqabi]

highwayman jobs near me. highwayman jobs near me no experience. best highwayman phrases. which is better "your money or your life" or "stand and deliver". highwayman interview questions. highwayman entrylevel salary. good places to work as highwayman. is working shooter's hill worth it reddit. highwayman job stability. how to avoid burnout as highwayman.

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[paperplateprose]

writing challenge!

open up your document and put words in it

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

[shitty-check-please-aus]

we give athletes a lot of shit for saying the same thing in every single postgame interview but I think it's time for us to turn on the commentators for desperately trying to find more and more obscure statistics to share

[shitty-check-please-aus]

athletes: yeah we tried our hardest, put in a great team effort, just weren't set up for success, the other guys hustled harder, we just gotta focus on the next game

commentators: this is the first game since 1974 played on a Saturday in October in this stadium where both the quarterback's mother and the opposing coach's wife has a name listed in Mambo No. 5, truly a historic day

[thememedaddy]

[holyunholy]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[holyunholy]

sorry, Dr. Dude

[thepioden]

Dude et. al.

[wormofmouth]

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

[link-the-feral-anon]

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go

[stjohnstarling]

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.